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Stern sidekick in suicide try

January 7, 2010

Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding. "We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction. "Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."

Physical humor has never been his strong suit.

Much like his comedy, he missed the mark.

This was news Saturday. Hook Nose was so cold when he said, "Artie can call me if he wants to talk to me." I hope Artie's mom saved his $$ for him, because his last big pay day, Celebrity Rehab, isn't going to pay as much w/o Howard's show to promote it on.

Lame. Stabbed himself 9 times? What a pussy! He was crying for attention not commiting suicide. Fat boy should save himself some pain next time and not stab himself 9 fucking times. Just slash the throat... it would probably be alot less painful and it would get the job done.

When I first heard of his suicide attempt, I figured he tried to OD on Prosciutto.

Seppuku, huh? Interesting. He might be more schizophrenic or schizoaffective than depressed.

His Mom found him...?

Thats pathetic..








Or did Turd-Goat get im,,,,you know ever since they banned him for his distortion of reality..[aka being a stalker ]


Mikey did you carve him up..??

Fuck you really don't have a clue do you..

Banned from the Howard Stern show ya dumb bitch...

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Fuck you really don't have a clue do you..

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She really doesn't.

She limits the whole world to her interpretations.

Everything is about her or what she's involved in.





I find her man-hating, sarcasm-blind, narcissistic, non-Copernican Universe personality disorder intriguing.