on the list of monomaniacal pursuits i'm guessing "douse self in lighter fluid and cartwheel through poppy field" doesn't even crack the top 10. it's probably the one place that remains impervious to attack, and you know how the religious are about exceptions to the rules. greenbacks über alles.

in fact, you would need the personification of jihad itself to go back in time and kill it’s own great-grandfather, thus creating a jihad paradox that would threaten to rip open the very fabric of burka space-time itself. won't happen.