"Donald Trump Fragrance, September 17, 2009
I bought this fragrance (men's cologne) by chance actually - I was browsing local TJ Maxx and stumbled upon the small (1.7oz) box of Donald Trump Cologne that was misplaced in the kitchen items isle. The box design looked cheap and gaudy: confident Trumpster standing next to his beautiful wife Melania. The price was reduced to $6.99, so I though "How can I go wrong with $7.00?", I mean, there was the photo of successful Trump and his hottie wife, my point on this was that the marketing people tried to sell me the snake oil that was supposed to help me get the chicks, so in the end I bought it. When I came home and unwrapped the box, I found there a bottle that looked pretty much like Lauder for Men by Estee Lauder, the same kind of extrusion design. So I thought that Estee Lauder was behind this product and that they just altered their fragrance recipe a bit so it would save them time and money on developing a new scent from scratch. When I spray the Trump fragrance on I had a different emotions: it smelled a bit cheap and tacky, but it also smelled of citrus, cleanliness and overall it was pleasant. It took me a while but I got used to it. I personally spray it on a bright, breezy and warm day in the morning after shower. The Donald Trump fragrance makes me feel clean and confident. Yes, the marketing is tacky but the actual product is really good. I give it 5 stars because I just really like it and I can definitly see how someone might shy away from it just from hearing the name. I don't think that they make it anymore, so if I will stumble upon it, I will buy myself a spare bottle, because the current one is almost gone."

Did it help you get laid?

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box of Donald Trump Cologne that was misplaced in the kitchen items isle.

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They knew you'd be using it as an ingredient in your next cooking disaster.

Gross.
I got my Fracas for xmas, so delighted.