For my first review of the decade, might as well state I’m going to be pulling no punches from now on, no holds barred, not to be malicious, so enjoy the ride or fuck off, it’s that simple. If I hurt anybody’s feelings with these reviews they are in the wrong industry, but we all know how easily egos can bruise in this bizz. lol. Getting down to jizzness, just about every ass looks its best shined up BWA style with the special oil water elixxxer beading like raindance and oily glaze oozing down like honey on sticky buns. It can make even the not so big wet asses in this edition seemingly grow in the glare.
First thing to note about this release: Extended tease sequences, thank heavens, fuck yeah. Number one reason why; this this brings me back to basics of girl watching, pin–ups & skin mags, the foundations of modern porn. After years of seeing the beast with two backs mutate to extremes on camera, watching sex is getting to be a turn-off. Instead of hating it I mine the erotic panning for a golden boner. The new jumping through the screen transitions where awesome as were the hoe poses where they were pouring water over their arched backs like a statue of a nymph cascading water over the shoulder. Say what? Gotta see it.
Emma Heart
Pixy-faced Emma Heart has an innocent aura in a non virginal way, and an amazingly drumtight body that she moves like a stripper in this career defining tease opener. This girl’s got grooves like a pro porno au go-go, flashing titttes don’t blink quick while confidently swaying hips and ass-hypnosis with youthful enthusiasm. She gets totally free with herself being a fucktoy on display for the camera. accompanied by a techno future swerve groove crunk track. Not sure whose phat track it is, total props, I’d consider checking out a cd. Loop 1:05: 36 - 1:09:15 & beam it into outer space. Oh yeah, the sex? Excellent spot on camera angles sexcellent positions with a non nauseating meat piston, too.
Charlotte Vale
Charlotte Vale is a totally hot newcummer that I’d like to rail. See? I even wrote a poem about it. She looks like a bewitching blend of Liv Tyler & Sasha Grey in some subtle ways and struts her stuff in her own style that draws one into what the camera gives us.
But, alas, it ends and moves onto the sex where the poor thing gets fucked in the ass by euro trash Steve Holmes. Sorry, as hot as she is, I boycott every scene with that old lycanthrope in it. It’s not erotic. Think twice when it's time to cast these flicks.
Tori Black
Tori Black kicks it off with the g-string slung up da bung crack. She looks great here kudos to the make up dept making it blossom amidst her best performance yet. Blowjob, to cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, stupid semi 69 ish toe suck, then reverse anal cowgirl to anal cowgirl. Assfuck doggy pop shot if you really must know.
Mackenzie Pierce
Mackenzie Piece caught me sleeping on dat ass. Wtf? This was an fly opener boner invoking teaser with a booty on top. I likey the booty. Standout moments of reverse cowgirl. Then anal all postions go.
Sasha Knox
Sasha Knox is back, I remember only a few short years ago when she was the only Sasha that mattered.
Ava Rose
Ava Rose looks killer in curls like a spunk moll with a dumper plumper den a pumpkin. Scene merely made me wonder if Mia gets jealous when Manual porks Ava.
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