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#469500 - 01/06/10 10:38 AM James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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#469501 - 01/06/10 12:09 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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#469502 - 01/06/10 12:09 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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to me Avatar is just Dances With Wolves with smurfs substituted for indians. but did anyone really go for the story? no. they went to get loaded and get unraveled to a killer fucking tech demo. with goggles.

i've heard about some people seeing avatar on LSD and all i can say is god bless because their heads will be trapped in that movie the rest of their lives. you don't come back from a thing like that. see it in IMAX 3D while tripping and you're getting wheeled out of the place in a straightjacket.

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#469503 - 01/06/10 12:24 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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I refuse to see this movie. It looks boring.
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#469504 - 01/06/10 12:28 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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to me Avatar is just Dances With Wolves with smurfs substituted for indians.









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#469505 - 01/06/10 12:40 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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I refuse to see this movie. It looks boring.




I refused to see Titanic for the same reason I won't watch Avatar, because too many people claim to like it. It has to be bankrupt of any redeeming value if it appeals so vehemently to the masses.
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#469506 - 01/06/10 12:45 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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I never saw Titanic either. Same reason. Same shit.
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#469507 - 01/06/10 12:52 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Third.
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#469508 - 01/06/10 01:25 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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I saw Titanic at a midnight showing. It was free and you could smoke/drink if you wanted. I was on LSD.
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#469509 - 01/06/10 03:18 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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I saw Titanic at a midnight showing. It was free and you could smoke/drink if you wanted. I was on LSD.




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#469510 - 01/06/10 03:43 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Third.




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#469511 - 01/06/10 04:30 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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#469512 - 01/06/10 04:34 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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I also hate ppl on online dating sites who say 'partner in crime.' ughhhhhh stfu!!! no wonder why you are single with trite ass vernacular like that!!!
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#469513 - 01/06/10 04:48 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Phil Kline




Phil Kline makes Coke Stevenson look level-headed and intelligent. Nonetheless, I wouldn't spend coin on this movie.

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#469514 - 01/06/10 05:09 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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This plot sheet is also strangely similar to James Cameron's ALIENS (except that in the course of the two parties resolving their differences, Ripley blows the alien queen out the airlock).

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#469515 - 01/06/10 05:30 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Yeah I haven't seen Avatar either - just from the trailer the story looked very predictable. A lot of friends have seen it - the general consensus seemed to be that you wouldn't see that movie if it weren't for the effects but the effects are apparently beautiful ( although other people have said they didn't see much difference between Avatar and other 3D productions )
Apparently the storyline is just rubbish - friends say you can tell its all just plagiarised garbage, so much so that people were laughing it was so bad, and apparently the acting is atrocious. Sam Worthington makes us embarrassed to be australians

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#469516 - 01/06/10 06:46 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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The story is shit, it's true.

That said, you don't see a movie like this for the intellectual aspect, you go for the eye candy. In that department, it delivers. It is without a doubt the next generation of movie making, so hopefully someday soon a good script will get tucked into the flashy new technology.

In the meantime, if you want a good story read a book.

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#469517 - 01/07/10 01:29 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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I haven't seen it either. As much as I enjoy movies, I've never been a fan of the blockbuster and I avoid those crowds like the plague.

I may drag a friend to catch a buzz and a matinee at an IMAX 3D before it's gone. All the CGI talk has piqued my interest, which is something I haven't been impressed by. It's grossed a billion dollars in it's first 17 days, more than half of what Titanic has total.

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#469518 - 01/07/10 07:32 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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All movies are rehashed shit, and television is just rehashed from that steaming pile. I haven't been to the movies in 3 years and that was so memorable I can't even recall which movie it was. I do however remember sitting through Pochontas on DVD at family members house.


Birth of a Nation based on the Klansman was heralded as technical marvel of it's time. Now it's pretty much an just an embarrassment, this epic adventure of Cameron's will enjoy the same status in the future.

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#469519 - 01/07/10 04:22 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Typical XPT. Everything sucks, everything is terrible, we hate everything.

Why would Avatar be any different?

Avatar, while not the most original story ever, is a very entertaining movie. This isn't Transformers with some hokey bullshit plot and dialogue and cool visuals. This movie has amazing special effects. They are like nothing you've ever seen. The story is predictable, but it moves along and avoids too many cliches.

I've only met one person that didn't like it and he is a miserable prick that shits on everything to make himself feel superior. Wait, maybe he's H2C.....
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#469520 - 01/07/10 04:43 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Typical XPT. Everything sucks, everything is terrible, we hate everything.




Thanks Blahhh. That first line got me rolling.. heh
Maybe because it's true, I dunno.

I never said I hated it I just don't fucken care about it.

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#469521 - 01/07/10 05:03 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Typical XPT. Everything sucks, everything is terrible, we hate everything.

Why would Avatar be any different?

Avatar, while not the most original story ever, is a very entertaining movie. This isn't Transformers with some hokey bullshit plot and dialogue and cool visuals. This movie has amazing special effects. They are like nothing you've ever seen. The story is predictable, but it moves along and avoids too many cliches.

I've only met one person that didn't like it and he is a miserable prick that shits on everything to make himself feel superior. Wait, maybe he's H2C.....





Ahhhh, did you like it? I bet you liked the new Indiana Jones movie too. I haven’t seen the movie Avatar. I’ve only seen the story line behind Avatar about a hundred fucking times.

We should make a movie about a few quasi-scientists who use manufactured data to convince most of humanity that they are destroying the earth. Add in a few plucky individuals who stand up in the face of criticism and ridicule because they know the truth and are shouting it to everyone. Oh wait I’m seeing that one now.

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#469522 - 01/07/10 06:06 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Ya get to see any titties in the movie? Human ones, not the blue ones.

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#469523 - 01/07/10 07:32 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Dances With Wolves in outer space...I don't want to see it.

I'll wait till Cameron does another Aliens film, until then he can get fucked.

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#469524 - 01/08/10 11:50 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Ya get to see any titties in the movie? Human ones, not the blue ones.




no human tits, no hot chicks even. But I did get a kick out of reading that conservative christian groups are upset that the animated blue people are nearly naked the entire movie. They felt that was obscene. Even though they weren't real people. Christian's are also upset because the fictional race of space people worship a god that is not Jesus and they are "pushing" this pagan religion on children.

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#469525 - 01/08/10 11:09 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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All movies are rehashed shit, and television is just rehashed from that steaming pile. I haven't been to the movies in 3 years and that was so memorable I can't even recall which movie it was. I do however remember sitting through Pochontas on DVD at family members house.




Agree mostly. Hoping that a future DVD purchase of "The Hurt Locker" will prove both of us wrong.

Also got the "Complete Shield" for Christmas (28 DVDs of the TV series) for Christmas, and that would certainly disprove and/or obviate "television is just rehashed from that steaming pile"...
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#469526 - 01/09/10 12:39 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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So when is the Porn version due for release? Next week?
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#469527 - 01/09/10 01:44 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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what is the issue? avatar is just a kids movie

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#469528 - 01/09/10 03:57 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Exactly. People take pop culture too fucking seriously.

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#469529 - 01/09/10 06:06 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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what is the issue? avatar is just a kids movie




As my OP shows. The issue is that they market this repetitive tripe to adults. I may just watch Bollywood musicals from now on.

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#469530 - 01/09/10 09:30 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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what is the issue? avatar is just a kids movie




As my OP shows. The issue is that they market this repetitive tripe to adults. I may just watch Bollywood musicals from now on.


Go right ahead, they are fun and the visuals are Kareena Kapoor, Bipasha Basu, Priyanka Chopra, Malaika Arora, Katrina Kaif, Priyamani, Nandna Sen, Sameera Reddy, Amisha Pate, Koena Mitra .

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#469531 - 01/09/10 03:04 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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I like hot Indian chicks. I spent many months in Saudi watching Indian soap operas on satellite TV. Some of the most gorgeous women I've ever laid eyes on.

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#469532 - 01/09/10 03:35 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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I like hot Indian chicks. Some of the most gorgeous women I've ever laid eyes on.




+1





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#469533 - 01/09/10 08:39 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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I spent many months in Saudi




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#469534 - 01/10/10 05:53 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Under the ineptitude of the Obama administration, of course I would be.

You're doing a heck of a job there Nappie.

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#469535 - 01/11/10 04:17 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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H2C: There was a long discussion about this film when I went for coffee today. The consensus at the local bodega is that Avatar is a series of special effects with "Last of the Mohicans" as it's plot line.


I have not seen either "Avatar" or "Pochontas". I only pass along the info as I heard it to get your take.



Even those that were dazzled by the special effects -- in spite of the warmed over plot elements -- had their own list of complaints.

There were several complaints that it was too long, especially since it required wearing 3D glasses. Two of the more litigious persons contemplated a class action suit since both feel that they are still having headaches from the combination of length & poor 3D glasses.

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#469536 - 01/11/10 04:51 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Apparently I'll be viewing it... will.report.back.
Know that I'm taking blahhs "xpt attitude" in with me. I'll even buy it a seat if I have to.
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#469537 - 01/11/10 08:40 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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^ i've had to eat my own preconceptions, since seeing it last night changed my mind more than a bit. visually epic, like being a kid again. every once in a while we have to remove our masks of insanity and wheel our cold dark hearts into a situation we've convinced ourselves we'll regret.

p.s. no this isn't me coming out. not yet.

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#469538 - 01/11/10 09:10 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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^ i've had to eat my own preconceptions, since seeing it last night changed my mind more than a bit. visually epic, like being a kid again. every once in a while we have to remove our masks of insanity and wheel our cold dark hearts into a situation we've convinced ourselves we'll regret.

p.s. no this isn't me coming out. not yet.




Just admit that now you've seen it you are looking for furry porn.

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#469539 - 01/12/10 12:43 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Somebody might want to tell them it's just a fucking movie

Vatican upset Avatar promotes worship of nature

Apparently Catholic leaders are cool with sodomizing children but computer generated space aliens worshiping plants is totally off limits.
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#469540 - 01/12/10 01:27 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Cameron "tells the story without going deep into it, and ends up falling into sappiness," said L'Osservatore Romano. Vatican Radio called it "rather harmless" but said it was no heir to sci-fi masterpieces of the past.




Okay, I have to wonder....what Sci-fi masterpieces from the past does the Vatican give the thumbs up?? I bet the pope loves "Planet of the Apes" and "Barbarella".
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#469541 - 01/12/10 01:29 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Okay, I have to wonder....what Sci-fi masterpieces from the past does the Vatican give the thumbs up?? I bet the pope loves "Planet of the Apes" and "Barbarella".




Dune

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#469542 - 01/13/10 12:48 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Here's the review by the US Conference of Catholic Bishops. Much more reasonable than reported.

BTW this is a good website in case you ever wondered what the Catholic church made of Foxy Brown.

And yes, the review for the original Planet of the Apes is positive. Barbarella, not so much.


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#469543 - 01/13/10 07:09 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Apparently Catholic leaders are cool with sodomizing children but computer generated space aliens worshiping plants is totally off limits.




And, you're surprise by this?


Honesty I assume it's a "game" and that the Vatican's bank is deeply invested in "Avatar".

Often when the Church brings "negative" attention on a movie, the box office take jumps.

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#469544 - 01/13/10 07:11 AM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Barbarella, not so much.




The only reason is watch that movie is Jane's boobies at the beginning.
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#469545 - 01/13/10 01:14 PM Re: James Cameron’s Avatar is Disney’s Pochontas
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Quote:

Quote:

Apparently Catholic leaders are cool with sodomizing children but computer generated space aliens worshiping plants is totally off limits.




And, you're surprise by this?


Honesty I assume it's a "game" and that the Vatican's bank is deeply invested in "Avatar".

Often when the Church brings "negative" attention on a movie, the box office take jumps.






Nothing the Catholic church does surprises me. I recently watched Deliver Us from Evil about how the church handled a pedophile priest in California. It's on Netflix streaming service currently.

Watching a father cry about how his daughter was raped by a priest was heart wrenching.

Back to Avatar: I love the way conservatives are all pissed off about the movie. Here is an 86 page thread on Sean Hannity's site where conservatives spew their hatred for the movies message, James Cameron, Hollywood, etc. I love how crazy these people are.

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1766551
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