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#46940 - 08/17/04 05:25 AM Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Cleetus has shown he has the commitment to XXX PT to be a moderator, so we've hooked him up with this forum. Owen S Mouth hasn't really been around in a while, so it was time to switch it up a notch.

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#46941 - 08/17/04 05:36 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Congrats to Cleetus on his new modship. Best choice for the job I'd say.

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#46942 - 08/17/04 05:37 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Cleetus is a standup guy. He'll be a real credit to the board.
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#46943 - 08/17/04 05:44 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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#46944 - 08/17/04 05:52 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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This is fucking great news, the funniest shit about this is smartt. This will send him right over the edge and on the board he wanted to be a MOD on too. I almost poo myself i laughed that hard. Fucking smartt. Welcome to the club cleetus.
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#46945 - 08/17/04 06:03 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Hey I just wanted to point out we really value Smartt, I know he gets riled up by the Monkey but we love him kinda like parents love a retarded child. Anyways, maybe we can find something for Smartt someday soon since he is valuable.

Maybe we should add a tranny group? Ok ok just kidding.

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#46946 - 08/17/04 06:09 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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CLEETUS-
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#46947 - 08/17/04 06:12 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Hey I just wanted to point out we really value Smartt, I know he gets riled up by the Monkey but we love him kinda like parents love a retarded child. Anyways, maybe we can find something for Smartt someday soon since he is valuable.

Maybe we should add a tranny group? Ok ok just kidding.

Malice







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#46948 - 08/17/04 06:14 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

we love him kinda like parents love a retarded child





I just found my new sig.

It beat out the following.

I never thought i could find something that would replace my where's the beef bumper sticker (hehe, wheres the beef). (homer simpson).


Edited by smelly monkey (08/17/04 06:16 AM)
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#46949 - 08/17/04 07:56 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Thanks for the love guys and a special thanks to Tony M. for thinking of me for the position. You guys rock
I will now try to stay out your hair as much as I can.
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#46950 - 08/17/04 10:26 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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What we really need is a volunteer for "mod of SportSwami threads to keep everybody else from getting out of hand".
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#46951 - 08/17/04 10:28 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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i wanna be a mod!!!


malice, im brining over my lube and half a pound of ground chuck later... im gonna earn it old school!
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#46952 - 08/17/04 10:30 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Kami Andrews Offline
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congrats babe! see you at the picnic

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#46953 - 08/17/04 12:03 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Thanks Kami, I'll bring the hot dog and you bring the melons
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#46954 - 08/17/04 12:11 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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way to go Cleetus
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#46955 - 08/17/04 12:25 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Cleetus is a standup guy.




Wha, like, Jerry Seinfeld?

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#46956 - 08/17/04 01:45 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Ren Galskap Offline
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Congratulations, Cleetus. Everything is going according to plan. The money will be deposited in your account. Brandon says that new instructions will be encoded in sportswami's posts.

BTW, beware of Kami. The force is strong in that one.

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#46957 - 08/17/04 02:02 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Smartt Offline
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Kami´s Cleetus´ mother.

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#46958 - 08/17/04 02:43 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Congratulations, Cleetus. Everything is going according to plan. The money will be deposited in your account. Brandon says that new instructions will be encoded in sportswami's posts.

BTW, beware of Kami. The force is strong in that one.




LOL. Thanks Ren. I knew there was something in the Swami's posts


Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/17/04 03:20 PM)
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#46959 - 08/17/04 02:50 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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LOL, anyone becoming a mod over smartt is great. hopefully smartt will kill himself now that his dream has been shattered.

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#46960 - 08/17/04 03:31 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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What we really need is a volunteer for "mod of SportSwami threads to keep everybody else from getting out of hand".




Are you accepting applications?
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#46961 - 08/17/04 03:43 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Smartt Offline
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It isn´t easier to just BAN Sportswine?

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#46962 - 08/17/04 05:25 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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LOL, anyone becoming a mod over smartt is great. hopefully smartt will kill himself now that his dream has been shattered.







This thread has become a candy store of monkey's sigs. This has displaced mallice's quote after less then a day.
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#46963 - 08/17/04 05:27 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
JRV Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

What we really need is a volunteer for "mod of SportSwami threads to keep everybody else from getting out of hand".



Are you accepting applications?



There is nobody I hate badly enough to wish that job on them.

Besides, nobody has applied with the stated job requirements (five years competition experience on the World Cat Herding Championship Series).
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#46964 - 08/17/04 05:34 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
JRV Offline
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It isn´t easier to just BAN Sportswine?



Banning isn't on the list of "ways for mods to solve problems".

Besides, Sportswami isn't the primary culprit. It's EVERYONE who starts throwing personal insults and then can't let go and move on.
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#46965 - 08/17/04 05:38 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Banning isn't on the list of "ways for mods to solve problems".

Besides, Sportswami isn't the primary culprit. It's EVERYONE who starts throwing personal insults and then can't let go and move on.






Thats why smartt will never be a mod, because you can't explain simple logic to a brazilian who lives in the projects. I think swami is great for the board and at least most of his stuff is about porn instead of stupid pictures of things only middle aged brazilian men with the intelligence of a 12 year old westerner would find remotely funny. .
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#46966 - 08/17/04 08:13 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Svar på:

Thanks Kami, I'll bring the hot dog and you bring the melons



Svar på:

Kami´s Cleetus´ mother.



In that case, I wish she was my mother.

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#46967 - 08/18/04 07:14 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Kami´s Cleetus´ mother.




Yeah Smartt, this puzzled me too considering that I am 10 years older than Kami(or around there)
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#46968 - 08/18/04 12:29 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Quote:

Quote:

Kami´s Cleetus´ mother.




Yeah Smartt, this puzzled me too considering that I am 10 years older than Kami(or around there)




Two words: time travel.

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#46969 - 08/18/04 03:50 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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I just want to say congrats to Cleetus.

Good choice!
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#46970 - 08/18/04 03:58 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Smartt Offline
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Cleetus is awrightus.

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#46971 - 08/18/04 04:46 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Thanks 2Cums and Smartt
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#46972 - 08/18/04 05:54 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I have a dream that one day the swamis and the sammuras of the board will be given modship before smartt. (monkey)(smartt)
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#46973 - 08/18/04 07:39 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Looks like i wont get banned in the near future by smartt...but im sure one day he will be a Mod and zap me..LOL

Congrats Cleetus! very PC guy and its well deserving
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#46974 - 08/18/04 07:49 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Looks like i wont get banned in the near future by smartt...but im sure one day he will be a Mod and zap me..LOL

Congrats Cleetus! very PC guy and its well deserving






Shut up Poo.
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#46975 - 08/18/04 08:57 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
JRV Offline
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Quote:

I have a dream that one day the swamis and the sammuras of the board will be given modship before smartt. (monkey)(smartt)



Sounds to me as though the Monkey wants Smartt to be made a mod of the Cage. Most areas have two mods after all, and it would certainly liven the Cage up.
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#46976 - 08/18/04 09:04 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Special Ed Offline
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I haven't been here in awhile, and I just read the news. Congrats dude, your the coolest poster here.

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#46977 - 08/18/04 09:26 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Owen S Mouth Offline
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Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
Cleetus, you're a power hungry whore!!

Actually, I deserved the boot as I have not been able to be around at all. It's a fun job, make a lot of posts and you will do well.

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#46978 - 08/18/04 10:47 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Sergio T. Offline
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Cleetus,my football nemisis,congrats on being mod. Now you can turn heel. Do it,do it NOW! Let the darkness consume you. ha ha!
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#46979 - 08/18/04 11:29 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
JRV Offline
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Quote:

Cleetus, you're a power hungry whore!!

Actually, I deserved the boot as I have not been able to be around at all. It's a fun job, make a lot of posts and you will do well.



There have been a few "what happened to Owen?" threads.

But you may have gotten out just in time. Unbeknownst to Cleetus I am putting the final touches on my fiendish thread-move machine, which instantly sends all Sportswami flame and PussyPower posts to AWOP so that he has to deal with them.
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#46980 - 08/19/04 10:46 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Thanks Mr.Poo, Special Ed, Owen and Chico you guys rock
First off I believe this may be the first time anyone has ever called me PC and I am stunned because I have stong world views and like ethnic jokes and stereotypes, I know what you mean though Poo- I do like everyone on this board and I try to show it.
Second, where the hell were you Chico? When you hadn't posted I thought you may have gone into hiding because you were afraid of the upcoming beatdown in week 1 FFL.
Third, Jrv I am eagerly awaiting a sudden influx of the swami and rump posts to this forum. I am easily amused by all the knife fighting of the swami posts and most of rumps posts belonged here anyway (it is too bad though because it seems he won't be back here ).
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#46981 - 08/19/04 11:37 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Second, where the hell were you Chico? When you hadn't posted I thought you may have gone into hiding because you were afraid of the upcoming beatdown in week 1 FFL.



Cleetus-been working late hrs. lately,last thing I want to do is get on the pc at home. But dont worry, you have a date with destiny.Week 1 approches soon. BTW,props once again.
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#46982 - 08/20/04 04:28 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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Oh Felix . . . . .
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#46983 - 08/20/04 07:57 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Sergio T. Offline
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I took that picture at the XRCO Awards.You should see the rest.She looked amazing in that black dress.
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#46984 - 08/21/04 05:24 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Toelicker Offline
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Well, dish them up! I would love to see them. I don't want to beg, but PLEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#46985 - 08/21/04 08:35 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
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I though Lain was your new girl,lol. Anyway, here you go.


Attachments
43055-b.jpg (39 downloads)



Edited by ChicoTravieso (08/21/04 09:32 AM)
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#46986 - 08/21/04 08:40 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
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Damn browser. I'm not using IE,installed a different one today.Fuck!
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#46987 - 08/21/04 09:34 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

I though Lain was your new girl,lol. Anyway, here you go.




Yeah, Lain is definitely on the top of the list, but I still love all my other fantasy life whores.

I haven't seen Felix in much lately. Has she done anything after Brittany's Perversions 2?

PS Get a new browser.
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#46988 - 08/21/04 09:39 AM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I installed mozilla this morining. Im using explorer now and still couldnt attach any pics. Porntalk server must not be working right.

I dont know,but I'll let you know. Did you see her in the June Hustler? Felix's layout was smoking.
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#46989 - 08/21/04 02:25 PM Re: Cleetus is new mod of AWOP!
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if your using mozilla only use firefox, best browser around
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