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#469249 - 01/04/10 05:48 PM The Three Wishes Thread
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	You have a magic lamp. Go ahead and make your three wishes. Example- 1) world peace 2) Good health for all 3) I wish Cotton was a monkey _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#469250 - 01/04/10 07:56 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
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#469251 - 01/04/10 09:41 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: You have a magic lamp. Go ahead and make your three wishes. Example- 1) world peace 2) Good health for all 3) I wish Cotton was a monkey Be careful for what you wish. World peace could = no human population. Good health for all could = massive, on a possibly unimaginable scale, overpopulation. I don't understand the third one. There was an "X Files" episode and even a "Fairly Oddparents" episode that dealt with such scenarios. The moral was you have to be VERY specific. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#469252 - 01/04/10 11:21 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	A good girl to marry. That same girl who will like to golf, backpack, and take it on the face. That same girl who will put up with my shit for the next 40 odd years.
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#469253 - 01/05/10 09:48 AM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
delanoojos Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/18/09 Posts: 890 Loc: Midwest / Florida	1.All niggers shit themselves to death. 2.Obama chokes on a chicken bone 3.Mope gets fucked in the ass by Mandingo _________________________ I want to Bust a nut in that bitches right eye
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#469254 - 01/05/10 10:50 AM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: 1.All niggers shit themselves to death. 2.Obama chokes on a chicken bone 3.Mope gets fucked in the ass by Mandingo I believe #2 and #3 would be covered under #1. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#469255 - 01/05/10 10:50 AM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	1. Complete legalization of marijuana 2. All lawyers die by choking on their own tongues 3. $500 million _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#469256 - 01/05/10 01:36 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	1. Knowledge of God's will for me, and 2. The power to carry it out. (Step Eleven). 3. Gag Factor 31. _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#469257 - 01/05/10 04:40 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	1. TO FIND MOST OF MY BABIES DADDIES 2. the find a dumb white trick that is stupid enough to help me take care of all these kids. 3. for tony malice dick to finally get hard with out meds _________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#469258 - 01/06/10 06:31 AM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
delanoojos Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/18/09 Posts: 890 Loc: Midwest / Florida	Quote: Quote: 1.All niggers shit themselves to death. 2.Obama chokes on a chicken bone 3.Mope gets fucked in the ass by Mandingo I believe #2 and #3 would be covered under #1. Yes, I agree, but it woudl still be fin to see it in person _________________________ I want to Bust a nut in that bitches right eye
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#469259 - 01/06/10 06:45 AM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	1. See my government start to serve it's people rather than just trying to control their lives. 2. See work pick up, but it probably won't happen until after 2012. 3. See the earth from high orbit, with my own eyes.
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#469260 - 01/06/10 06:56 AM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
Crocodile Pervert Registered: 12/26/07 Posts: 2056	1. People finally stop being wrong on the Internet. 2. Health and good fortune for my family. 3. Gia Jordan returns to doing porn and Bree Bree gives Eric another chance. _________________________ "If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#469261 - 01/06/10 08:50 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
pinupmutant Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/13/06 Posts: 611	This is easy. I'm extremely shallow. (1) I wish that I'd be the sole 5 + Mega winner in the Mega Millions when it's over 100 million. (2) I wish that I can add 4 inches to my height and be 5'9 but keep everything else proportionate. (3) I wish that there will be no Monkey's Paw-style downers happening after I am a 5'9 Mega Millionaire.
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#469262 - 01/07/10 11:21 AM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	1) some to go tyler durden on social network sites 2) a return to morality 3) to take back the events of last night bonus wish, gypsy _________________________ â€œJesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#469263 - 01/07/10 06:43 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	u are so fucking easy, you saw me post last week after what almost 2 months and now you're throwing my name around again....cant get me off your mind huh? You are a lame fuck.
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#469264 - 01/07/10 07:41 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: u are so fucking easy, you saw me post last week after what almost 2 months and now you're throwing my name around again....cant get me off your mind huh? You are a lame fuck. How have you been sweetheart? I see you have managed to avoid those japanese for another year, heres to a fantastic 2010 (offers hug) _________________________ â€œJesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#469265 - 02/04/10 01:15 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	1. Unlimited wishes for me and my select few. (^No restrictions, no taxes, and/or hidden charges. No consequences and duh, immortality.) I want it all. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#469266 - 02/06/10 07:39 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Those fucking genies get mad if you try to sneak something by them like unlimited wishes _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#469267 - 02/06/10 08:29 PM Re: The Three Wishes Thread
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	"Hey, don't be a wish pig, Bundy." - Sam Kinison, "It's a Bundyful Life: Part 2". _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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