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#469199 - 01/04/10 10:53 AM
Monkey's Random Genius/thoughts and or other
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Sharks are bad motherfuckers. Look at that thing, what a monster I found a dvd with all three riddick bowe/ holyfield fights today, its the happiest ive been with my pants on or my mouth near an empty hole, mostly because it was unexpected and the simple things in life are the most enjoyable, like 3 classic fights between two negros who have blown through a staggering 300 million plus combined. Who is more hard up for vagina, eric who or the dumb nigga from paranormal activity and wouldnt leave a demon haunted chubby bitch. I know youre a real loser eric, but you aint got shit on me, the only monster/s sneaking into bree's bedroom at 3 am is half of harlem. electro??? Anyone else read the tera patrick interview at lib? I got about a third through it and couldnt read no more, cindi is one of the worst 5 interviewers of all time, mind blowing how terrible she is. AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG r.i.p artie lange ive heard from good sources that guapo will be back in early march [image]http://www.lukeisback.com/wp-content/uploads/image/chasey%20172%202008[/image] AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Christian X was fired new years day da burg??? Holly randall needs to sell 409 more books to break even, loyal fan boys dust off your ccs
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#469201 - 01/04/10 01:57 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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That was awesome Boss....  The electro link is too good to be true. I want to believe but I can't commit to the emotional attachment and the aftermath.. good, bad, or otherwise. @ Charlie... thanks for making me look up "ellipsis".
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#469202 - 01/04/10 02:33 PM
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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#469205 - 01/06/10 08:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Your breezy, Larry King-like use of ellipsis without ellipsis is truly refreshing.
Actually, are you Larry King?
Wait a minute, didnt you die in a car accident??
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That was awesome Boss.... The electro link is too good to be true. I want to believe but I can't commit to the emotional attachment and the aftermath.. good, bad, or otherwise.
@ Charlie... thanks for making me look up "ellipsis".
Praise from caesar, and it has been confirmed that it is electro, from her boyfriend (penis in the video?) and herself.
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ive heard from good sources that guapo will be back in early march
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Too bad.
what in the fuck?? No one hates guapo.
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I haven’t seen Paranormal Activity yet, and have no plans to. So by default, it’s definitely me.
You know you have herpes, right??
I don't get black people or italian 2nd rate dice clay types, OLL linked me this saying this is the worst comedy he has ever seen and don rickles is rolling over in his grave, I told him Don is still alive, he hung up the phone, enjoy, jrv probably will
hamburgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I ain't going to have it
sunny leone is fat
I expect big things in 2010 from war machine, most of these big things will be entering him rectually.
Like Gypsy 
tera patrick: A guy has to be special to see my kitty (hello kitty neck tat)
Cindi: Or your pussy (forehead slaps hard)
Tera: nervously laughs (wait, arent i supposed to be the clueless, stupid one, being that i take dick on film for a living??)
Fayner has been dating former porn star alexa rae for the past 6 months, I almost drowned when I fucking heard this.
eva plans to release a video of danny mountain beating the shit out of her on her website to members only, I might shell out a monthly fee to see it, erotic?
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#469206 - 01/06/10 06:36 PM
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
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It's a Fap?
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#469207 - 01/06/10 06:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I haven’t seen Paranormal Activity yet, and have no plans to. So by default, it’s definitely me.
You know you have herpes, right??
You're more long-winded than Burg, that's scares me.
And yes, I know. Remember, we were discussing the "who" (kind of obvious) over lunch about 3 days ago. Ya know Monkey, those crusty lil' things you were digging out of my pubes like your normal dining routine, it was pus-ridden scabs.
Enjoy the indigestion, primate.
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Fayner has been dating former porn star alexa rae for the past 6 months, I almost drowned when I fucking heard this.
She was a nice piece of ass in her day.
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#469210 - 01/07/10 05:46 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
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Nice sir
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#469212 - 01/07/10 11:23 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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r.i.p artie lange
looks like they pulled the three hundred pound infant back from the edge, at least for now. seriously if he wanted to go so bad they should have let him go, let him slip away, like when sylvester stallone lets that girl fall in cliffhanger and the other guy has a big problem with it "better watch your back, that was my girl you just MURDERED. what? no i'm not crying. allergies."
i'm looking forward to his next book Too Fat To Filet.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/01/07/howard-stern-sidekick-artie-lange-hospitalized-violent-suicide-attempt/
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