Airport security is a joke in most places. I was stopped, pulled aside and had my carry on hand searched at Memphis airport a year or so ago. Got a lecture from the security guy about the dangers of carrying the 5 hr energy shot I had in there...that went on for so long I almost missed my plane. As in..I was running up to the door yelling for them not to close it.

However..he totally missed or ignored the 400000 volt TASER that was also in my carry on(I had forgotten to switch it to my checked bag).

At Pheonix airport after I handed my ID to the chick at the gate, she asked what I was studying in college. Confused..I said I STUDIED psych, but that I got my degree yrs ago...so why was she asking?

She said "well..that was a college ID you gave me"

Nope. FL drivers license. I'm in my 30's darlin'. But way to actually look at the ID at a security check.

Well done.