Have you ever came across an article online about some random degenerate and said to yourself, "duuude, I can totally see this person posting at XPT one day..."?. I might have come across a few before, but not like this...
Martin Guerrero Quote:
Guerrero pulled up his shirt and exposed his junk. In front of the teacher, and a room full of students between the ages of 14 and 17, Guerrero started strokin’ the bologna pony – diligently – while moaning. He even threw in an “aye mami” for good measure.
Speechless. 
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