Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I agree with- Jules Jordan I can watch his stuff even when I am not attracted to the chick in the scene- he seems to hit upon all the right camera angles and sex positions that i love and the video and Audio are usually spot on in his flicks. I'm sure there are a few others I am forgetting but when Monkey mentioned Jules I had to Concur
The shit he did with krystal steal (3 scenes) were fucking unbelievable, even though at that stage the only things she could say during sex was UHH HUHH YEAH, UHH HUH YEAH, UHH HUH YEAH. She never mixed them up either , there was no UHH Yeah, HUHU or Yeah, Yeah uhhh huh. It was like she had to say it the same way all the time, obsessive compulsive with her moans.
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I can't believe nobody's mentioned sound. That's what fucks up porn, from a behind the camera pov, for me. There's nothing worse than fucking around with the remote control, turning the sound up one minute then down the next because half the shit is a whisper and the other half is some chica screaming "FUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE YOU SON OF A BITCH!" in the same scene.
Music really doesn't make any difference for me unless it's really, really bad.
One other thing, which I've only seen in "high-budget" porn: reusing footage. In porn, you're hanging on every frame, but some of these Vivid, Wicked, Adam and Eve movies actually use the same footage in the same scene over and over again. They're not disconnected from the sequence (usually) but its still a total buzzkill. Anything that reminds me that I'm watching a movie, whether it's Hollywood or porn, is bad, and shit like that does.
Some great points, but i have to say that any music really pisses me off. Just shot the sex and don't drown out the sex noises. I think that most modern porn has scrapped music because they know that the sex noises themselves are fucking hot and the music just shits people off. Yes on the recycling of the same footage within the scene, this was the flavor of the decade with vivid throughout the 90's. There was no subtlety to it either.
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Wow, I know this has nothing to do with production values..but I believe if you are going to shot girls who are not native English speakers...use music to cover up the talking, screaming, etc..Nothing dries me up quicker than listening to a porn whore that doesn't have a command of the English language....Or at least shut the fuck up and just moan when you fuck.
I actually like that shit, as long as its not the guy doing the talking they could speak giberish and i would still find it hot, too each their own i guess.
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