Dear Jasmine/Cynthia,

It's been a few years, so I was wondering. When you crawl into your bed at night, does Haley ever cross your mind, do you ever think to yourself, "that could have been me?"



Well I wanted to apologize for all those times I was just "playing around". you remember. running up to you and putting that serrated knife to your throat, freezing for a second, and then asking you what had just happened and why I was holding a knife, alternating between laughing and crying. because "just kidding", ya know? seriously. those were the days, huh? miss you babe.

God bless,

Chico



P.S. Please tell my dad I'm in hell - and I LIKE IT HERE. this place is definitely not appropriate for younger children, especially those prone to nightmares, in which I cannot guarantee not to reappear, writhing in agony and crying desperately that the pain is unbearable, and begging someone to end it by killing me.

Dude, that's what you do on New Years Eve??? Sit around and think that up? I usually like your posts, but that is just not funny or fun.

If I was a judge, I'd sentence you to 2 days having to pay attention to a methed out Darrah. No fuckin', just listening to her yap, watching her pick at herself and type.

I would feel really happy if I knew Darrah started taking drugs. I don't care if it's meth but that is okay. I kind of want to see her posts after drinking a few bottles of Robotussin DM extra strength (Max Tussin, recommended by Dr. Mom).

Also it would be cool to see what she acted like if she took whatever meds she is actually prescribed. I assume her doctors have her on something or other but she chooses not to use it.

Or maybe she does take her meds... Being all numbed out on anti-psychotics could explain her inability to get humor and sarcasm.

Darrah, you know I like to pick on you but I really mean nothing of it (I would harass you with PMs if I really didn't like you) but I seriously think you take meds (nothing wrong with that, me and several other posters have admitted to being on meds) and some days when you post it looks like you have skipped your dose (happens to me, too).

Lets see some tits now, that would be really nice. I mean yours and not some pics you looked up just to clarify.

Mark one more word outta of you about my girl and Mopez gets it!

that's a good scene idea, and I'm going to have Michael Wang play as Chico..you'll see me throwing up on the porn world on the minions stomache..thats the ultimate come back ever!

Pooooo POOOOOOO!