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Don't underestimate the power of the pity post (the tamer, non-McGreevey equivalent of the pity fuck).

No, I have no idea what that means either, but thanks to the internet, neither do dozens of other people now.

Unbanning Swami was the best thing that ever happened to this board. Out of all the cretins that were pardoned, he was the only one to crawl back with his tail between his legs (except for his posts under "victoria's fan" or whatever that screenname was. Oh, and "baja.")

He's not in it for the money, damn you all. He's in it so he can ask porn stars out on dates!




If we could somehow lure sammura back to the board it would be near perfect. Maybe if we set up a trail of dollar bills (held in place with cat food) and cornchips from her place to the xxxporntalk HQ she will venture back on her and rekindle the love affair between me and her. God i miss thug missus.

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And finally it allows for the Monkey and others to post Wankus' pics (and other photos) and claim that it is the Swami. I love a joke with good continuity and I know from now til the end of time Monkey will refer to swami and post a pic of Wankus as a reference.




He is wankus, don't let him try and tell you differently, Give us a thumbs up if you agree swami.
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