Don't underestimate the power of the pity post (the tamer, non-McGreevey equivalent of the pity fuck).

No, I have no idea what that means either, but thanks to the internet, neither do dozens of other people now.

Unbanning Swami was the best thing that ever happened to this board. Out of all the cretins that were pardoned, he was the only one to crawl back with his tail between his legs (except for his posts under "victoria's fan" or whatever that screenname was. Oh, and "baja.")

He's not in it for the money, damn you all. He's in it so he can ask porn stars out on dates!