People starting posting their own threads, i hate to see the wall of smelly monkey, you can pretty much post what you want here, have a beef air it, saw a new porn star you like, share it, wish to praise smartt, spare it. Come on people.

I tried this once or twice and nobody but the Arab followed up with a reply- and he did so only in pity for me.

Aww, I luv ya' Cleetus. In a really non-cocksucking homo kind of way.

Thanks Toelicker, in a totally non- McGreevey kind of way
You the man

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I tried this once or twice and nobody but the Arab followed up with a reply- and he did so only in pity for me.

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What a great backhanded compliment. I love the cleetus.

Don't underestimate the power of the pity post (the tamer, non-McGreevey equivalent of the pity fuck).

No, I have no idea what that means either, but thanks to the internet, neither do dozens of other people now.

Unbanning Swami was the best thing that ever happened to this board. Out of all the cretins that were pardoned, he was the only one to crawl back with his tail between his legs (except for his posts under "victoria's fan" or whatever that screenname was. Oh, and "baja.")

He's not in it for the money, damn you all. He's in it so he can ask porn stars out on dates!

See I wasn't the only one who missed the Swami, who else posts those controversial (for any number of reasons) top ten lists. Plus he is a Bills fan (by way of Bledsoe insemination into the team), and you have to have something to walk around with a Bills avatar after the last few seasons. And finally it allows for the Monkey and others to post Wankus' pics (and other photos) and claim that it is the Swami. I love a joke with good continuity and I know from now til the end of time Monkey will refer to swami and post a pic of Wankus as a reference.

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Don't underestimate the power of the pity post (the tamer, non-McGreevey equivalent of the pity fuck).

No, I have no idea what that means either, but thanks to the internet, neither do dozens of other people now.

Unbanning Swami was the best thing that ever happened to this board. Out of all the cretins that were pardoned, he was the only one to crawl back with his tail between his legs (except for his posts under "victoria's fan" or whatever that screenname was. Oh, and "baja.")

He's not in it for the money, damn you all. He's in it so he can ask porn stars out on dates!

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If we could somehow lure sammura back to the board it would be near perfect. Maybe if we set up a trail of dollar bills (held in place with cat food) and cornchips from her place to the xxxporntalk HQ she will venture back on her and rekindle the love affair between me and her. God i miss thug missus.

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And finally it allows for the Monkey and others to post Wankus' pics (and other photos) and claim that it is the Swami. I love a joke with good continuity and I know from now til the end of time Monkey will refer to swami and post a pic of Wankus as a reference.

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He is wankus, don't let him try and tell you differently, Give us a thumbs up if you agree swami.

you the man
BTW, isn't Swami in tight with Sammura- maybe he can call her up and tell her she is unbanned, after all we don't want to waste cornchips and cat food if we don't have too