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* convince Fatman that the transformation from sick, filthy deviant to upstanding citizen starts with the simple cleansing of all downloaded porn from his harddrives. this will culminate in the total purification of his moral being. there’s a good person in him somewhere. but no one can tell.

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I've worked for years to regress from upstanding citizen [I was nominated as a Clinton delegate in 92] to become the sick, filthy deviant you know and love.








I blame the false paranoia of Y2K, spitter Monica Lewinsky, 9/11, Gauge, Katherine Harris, the crash of the NASDAQ, Paris Hilton and THE Twins.