^ what my sweetness said. you killed it max. even Jim B agrees and he hasn't seen it yet. of course it would be wrong for anyone to email that defacement to shelly because, honestly, that would probably be the thing that unhinges her completely. definitely wrong.

she should be horsewhipped for getting her kids swept up in her "me" vortex and putting them out there- on the family fucking christmas cards no less- even that has to be monopolized by her minutiae. god forbid her kids are left to grow up without mom's constant dark cloud over their heads- and dad's equally as guilty for standing by as she does it but he's obviously powerless and clipped, mired in a save-a-ho codependence like no one's ever seen. i'd lay down serious money that he cries during thunderstorms and most jennifer aniston movies.