^ nice call on special Ed, but he isn't trick baby, though spidey senses tell me that running his prints through a few databases might make you throw up at what comes out. no, vagina envy guy reminds me of the one dude at every N.O.W. meeting that offers to hold purses while the little ladies pour themselves a coffee.

earlier photos of trixie posted on the board revealed her as more dark complected, and my best guess is she's opted out of the whole "mommy needs to feel good about herself so put this t-shirt on" family business. dad looks about as thrilled as katie holmes in a similar setup- all forced and "get me out of here". you know he'd have stories to tell over a few beers.

let's face it, if your bio dad was some autoworker that did a hit and run on your mom's meatbox in a back alley and nowadays her entire focus in life is crusading against the very thing you're a product of - WHORING - well how enthusiastic would you be to stick around just for the constant fucking reminder? it's enough to send a person right over the edge.