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#468112 - 12/29/09 08:05 AM Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
TonyMalice Offline
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Got this card in the mail over the holiday:

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#468113 - 12/29/09 08:11 AM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
have2cit Offline
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Which one is the john baby? I thought she was black.

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#468114 - 12/29/09 08:17 AM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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#468115 - 12/29/09 08:42 AM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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Which one is the john baby? I thought she was black.




Asian.
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#468116 - 12/29/09 09:30 AM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Anyone who has ever seen a Roxy video can plainly see that Shelley Lubben is a whore at heart, and a slut who loves the cock. She looks like a Stepford wife in those shots. Liberate yourself, Shelley, and return to porn as a MILF. Shelley knows in her heart that is what she wants to do, but she isn't willing to give up the soccer mom way of life that hubbie requires of his Stepford wife.

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#468117 - 12/29/09 10:13 AM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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Registered: 06/05/05
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she looks like a child moletester...i think she fingers her daughters

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#468118 - 12/29/09 03:05 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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She needs to stop using Tori Amos album covers as inspiration whenever she goes to the hair salon.
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#468119 - 12/29/09 03:12 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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Having never seen a video, can anyone recommend a source/website? Videosz (or the like) or even a tube site? Thanks!
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#468120 - 12/29/09 03:13 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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Which one is the john baby? I thought she was black.




Of course the Asian is the obvious choice but check out the walking-talking belly dump that is Jr.



That paste eating chromophobe has trick baby written all over his goofy suck hole. Like mommy like welfare recipient, yes?. Also notice how the big pic on the top has the happy couple and only 2 kids pictured?. Money.


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#468121 - 12/29/09 06:00 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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^ nice call on special Ed, but he isn't trick baby, though spidey senses tell me that running his prints through a few databases might make you throw up at what comes out. no, vagina envy guy reminds me of the one dude at every N.O.W. meeting that offers to hold purses while the little ladies pour themselves a coffee.

earlier photos of trixie posted on the board revealed her as more dark complected, and my best guess is she's opted out of the whole "mommy needs to feel good about herself so put this t-shirt on" family business. dad looks about as thrilled as katie holmes in a similar setup- all forced and "get me out of here". you know he'd have stories to tell over a few beers.

let's face it, if your bio dad was some autoworker that did a hit and run on your mom's meatbox in a back alley and nowadays her entire focus in life is crusading against the very thing you're a product of - WHORING - well how enthusiastic would you be to stick around just for the constant fucking reminder? it's enough to send a person right over the edge.

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#468122 - 12/29/09 06:07 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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Registered: 06/06/09
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Did you ever think her oldest daughter wasn't available when the picture was taken because she lives elsewhere and has her own life now?


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#468123 - 12/29/09 06:25 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
Mark_J Offline
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No, I don't think she's even 18 yet, but if she is, in all likelihood she ran away to perpetuate the cycle. unfortunately she just has too many of the classic indicators working against her. somewhere right now she's probably cowering in a corner all full of excuses after some eddie griffin lookalike slapped the taste out of her mouth because she "didn't have his money."

Here she is a few years ago- upper left.



[Hyde] "Lower left: I'd hit it!". [/Hyde]


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#468124 - 12/29/09 06:55 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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I like how the pussy whipped dad is forced to wear the stupid tshirt.
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#468125 - 12/29/09 07:14 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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No, I don't think she's even 18 yet, but if she is, in all likelihood she ran away to perpetuate the cycle. unfortunately she just has too many of the classic indicators working against her. somewhere right now she's probably cowering in a corner all full of excuses after some eddie griffin lookalike slapped the taste out of her mouth because she "didn't have his money."

Here she is a few years ago- upper left.



[Hyde] "Lower left: I'd hit it!". [/Hyde]




I know where she is and she didn't run away or hide as you're suggesting.



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#468126 - 12/29/09 07:29 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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Registered: 03/14/08
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Quote:

Quote:

No, I don't think she's even 18 yet, but if she is, in all likelihood she ran away to perpetuate the cycle. unfortunately she just has too many of the classic indicators working against her. somewhere right now she's probably cowering in a corner all full of excuses after some eddie griffin lookalike slapped the taste out of her mouth because she "didn't have his money."

Here she is a few years ago- upper left.



[Hyde] "Lower left: I'd hit it!". [/Hyde]




I know where she is and she didn't run away or hide as you're suggesting.







Ok, spill the beans Darrah. Are you the fake escort/writer or are you Shellys little girl? Hmmmmmm? Inquiring minds wanna know.
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#468127 - 12/29/09 08:46 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
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Quote:

Got this card in the mail over the holiday:




Was it sent to the JM office, or has Ms. Lubben amassed the personal home addresses of yourself and many others in the business?
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#468128 - 12/29/09 10:36 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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Quote:

I know where she is and she didn't run away or hide as you're suggesting.




Yeah, she's probably in your bedroom closet, hogtied so you can have your dyke-lyke ways with her. Freak.

Tony, you should soak this Christmas card in stale piss & mail it back to her.
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#468129 - 12/29/09 10:44 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
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#468130 - 12/29/09 11:17 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
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^ Sir, you are fucking amazing!






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#468131 - 12/29/09 11:35 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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^ what my sweetness said. you killed it max. even Jim B agrees and he hasn't seen it yet. of course it would be wrong for anyone to email that defacement to shelly because, honestly, that would probably be the thing that unhinges her completely. definitely wrong.

she should be horsewhipped for getting her kids swept up in her "me" vortex and putting them out there- on the family fucking christmas cards no less- even that has to be monopolized by her minutiae. god forbid her kids are left to grow up without mom's constant dark cloud over their heads- and dad's equally as guilty for standing by as she does it but he's obviously powerless and clipped, mired in a save-a-ho codependence like no one's ever seen. i'd lay down serious money that he cries during thunderstorms and most jennifer aniston movies.

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#468132 - 12/29/09 11:51 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
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Hats off Max, I throw one back in your honor. Salud!
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#468133 - 12/30/09 07:37 AM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
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max

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#468134 - 12/30/09 02:41 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
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Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
VERY well played Max
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#468135 - 12/30/09 03:19 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
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Yeah Max did werk..

Mark J's teardown was equally as epic.

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#468136 - 12/30/09 03:26 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
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Moar Win! Thanks for the xmas gift, Max...
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#468138 - 12/30/09 08:31 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
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i'd lay down serious money that he cries during thunderstorms and most jennifer aniston movies.




Somewhere, I think Diarravalon is doing the same after seeing Max’s overhaul of Shelley’s Christmas offering.
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#468140 - 12/31/09 03:55 AM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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Registered: 06/06/09
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Quote:

This is exactly the reason why people pound on you here.
Who gives a fuck?




Then who gives a fuck about what anyone on this entire forum says then. I know for a fact where she is. Out of everything said on this specific post, you only found upsetting what I said??


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#468143 - 12/31/09 06:58 AM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelly Luben!! LOL
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even Jim B agrees and he hasn't seen it yet.





It's true. I do. Nice end-of-year Win.

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#468144 - 12/31/09 01:41 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
Mark_J Offline
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@redgoat, why are you complaining about pictures of kids when you post that kind of stuff?




come on mopez i know its snowing outside over there in berlin but your brain can't be that frozen over. shelly pulled a sarah palin and pushed her teenage daughters out in front of the wolves for her own selfish reasons. next month she'll be dragging them to a porn convention in las vegas to help let everyone know that PW's that never saved a dime are victims so make the check out to pink cross.

the ridicule is ultimately about shelly since all the irony is endless comedy, but posting pics of janine's little kids grabbed off her facebook is kind of pointless even for this place. don't get defensive just move on to more worthy victims.

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#468145 - 12/31/09 01:49 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL
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it's already cleared and won't happen again



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#609016 - 04/06/14 09:29 PM Re: Merry Christmas From Shelley Lubben!! LOL [Re: TonyMalice]
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More Luben stuff - might be a repeat:

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