Like in that movie 8mm, it shows that for every product there is a customer who is willing to fork out big bucks on the most sickest and bizarre product or service.
So my idea is to sell like 4 or 8 ounce sticks of ass cheese. That is right, the ass cheese: the grime that comes from dirty asses. I am pretty sure that there is some cheese connoisseur out there in the world that will be willing to pay thousands of dollars for a stick of ass cheese.
But how do you get some much ass cheese you might ask, since a single dirty ass has only small trace amounts of it. The answer is the Ass Cheese Tool. The Ass Cheese Tool is pretty much a combination of shaving razor, dental floss and an ice cream scoop. You just take this tool, spread someone's ass cheeks and swipe it a couple of times, the ass cheese that will be collected than can be released into a special container by pressing a button.
Basically a special agent will travel to far Russian town and go to orphanages and will bribe the officials so they will not let the teens shower for like 5 days. Then when the 5th day comes, the teens will go to a "special medical exam" where the agent will collect the ass cheese from the dirty asses and will move on to the next orphanage and collect more ass cheese from dirty teen ass cracks.
When the required amount of ass cheese will be collected, the container will be placed into a special compressor/extruder device and a stick of foul ass cheese
will be made. And in the end it will be sold to the highest bidder (like in the begging of Hostel 2).
If you don't know what the ass cheese is then here is the definition from the Urban Dictionary:
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