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#467835 - 12/27/09 02:49 AM Advice needed from Panzer
JasonH Gay For Pay Registered: 02/15/07 Posts: 954	I went to McDonald's last night and I ordered a Big n Tasty value meal with cheese. I don't like to eat in the car so I just wait until I get home. I get home and open the box, and there's just a bun, a slice of cheese, a slice of tomato, and some lettuce. I live 12 miles from the McDonald's I went to so I wasn't about drive back. How would handle my complaint? Like you, I'm looking to exploit this situation for as much free shit as I can get. _________________________ Why do you black guys like to ruin white girls? I guess for the same reason you like to ruin white neighborhoods. -NitneLiun
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#467836 - 12/27/09 02:53 AM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	This has to be the weirdest thing I have ever seen on XPT. _________________________
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#467837 - 12/27/09 05:46 AM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Quote: This has to be the weirdest thing I have ever seen on XPT. Don't you have more friends to drive to suicide, hamster fucker?
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#467838 - 12/27/09 06:19 AM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
Anonymous Unregistered	I opened this thread expecting something to do....with do do.....but it was already shit.....
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#467839 - 12/27/09 06:54 AM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5103 Loc:	WWPD - What would Panzer do? _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#467840 - 12/27/09 08:26 AM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: I went to McDonald's last night and I ordered a Big n Tasty value meal with cheese. I don't like to eat in the car so I just wait until I get home. I get home and open the box, and there's just a bun, a slice of cheese, a slice of tomato, and some lettuce. I live 12 miles from the McDonald's I went to so I wasn't about drive back. How would handle my complaint? Like you, I'm looking to exploit this situation for as much free shit as I can get. You gotta call the 1-800 number and you have to say that it was for your kid Tyrone, who just finished school with good grades and you decided to reward him with a Big N Tasty. Emphasize on the facts that he was very upset and began to cry once he found that the patty was not there, and how you were furious and very not happy. Ask for a restitution. Remember, it has to be the 1-800 number, because that's THEIR job there to take care of complainers. I had a similar case with Coca Cola and they sent me coupons for FREE Coca Cola products. Don't bother with the restaurant location. Do this and they will send you bunch of FREE coupons, it might be even be the whole coupon booklet!!! Do you have a sales reicept by the way?
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#467841 - 12/27/09 10:01 AM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Ha tears are rolling down my face from laughter because I know his response is 100% serious. Do you put on a black voice when talking about Tyrone, Panzer? _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#467842 - 12/27/09 10:05 AM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Attachments 459384-tyrone.jpg (11 downloads) _________________________
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#467843 - 12/27/09 10:17 AM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	I do not think I have seen a single punchline you have missed, Jigaloo. My hat is off to you good sir. _________________________
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#467844 - 12/27/09 02:18 PM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Ha tears are rolling down my face from laughter because I know his response is 100% serious. Do you put on a black voice when talking about Tyrone, Panzer? No.
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#467845 - 12/27/09 02:29 PM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	If you can't be bothered to put on a black voice when calling about your son Tyrone then you're just fucking lazy. You've been watching too many trannie films. _________________________
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#467846 - 12/27/09 03:52 PM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	^^^ 1 tranny film is too many. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#467847 - 12/27/09 07:47 PM Re: Advice needed from Panzer
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	The fact that Panzer drops the hammer with an earnest response, KILLS!
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