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#46737 - 08/15/04 10:00 PM
Swami is lower then a SNAKE
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Porn Jesus
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Just when i think my views on swami couldn't get any lower i read something that makes me think twice. Quote:
From XXXPorntalk.com, Sportswami [based on things Tyler and Ava told him in confidence] writes:
"If you want to know of a real feud... Tyler Faith vs. Ava Vincent. Both women dated Kurt Lockwood and each claims that the other is harrassing, deficating, and playing kiddie games with the other. Tyler states that Ava is psychotic, threatens her, and is jealous that Kurt is with her. Ava has stated that Tyler stole Kurt Lockwood away from her while they were together, has embarrassed her in front of JKP people, and tried to blackball her."
Apparently if you tell swami anything you might as well post it up on a message board because thats where its going to end up anyways. He has no spine, no integrity. Here are some funny comments by mike south on some of swami's sleazy off air tactics.
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OK Now Chris, don't quit your day job at Walmart (Or maybe its Home Depot). Stop proposing to Kiki D'Aire, she has a man with way more future than you. Stop trying to date Vandalia, she doesn't want to date you. Oh ya and tell me...how's the view from under the bus?
Swami, you are a disgrace to the wankus name.
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#46739 - 08/16/04 06:16 AM
Re: Swami is lower then a SNAKE
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Porn Jesus
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They are defecating each other or with each other? What does that mean? They shit each other? Figuratively, meaning they bullshit each other, or literally, meaning when ones shits, the other comes squirting out her butt.
Or do they defecate with each other, like in the same stall at the same time?
Or do they defecate on each other?
You definitely need the definition of defecate, for your own defense, Swami. This is defamation.
Swami refuses to respond to this thread, i brought it to his attention and asked for him to TRY and dispute these claims, and he pretty much admitted that he can't. i think this thread should be shown to any talent that is considering doing his worthless show, so they know what kind of a person they are dealing with.
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#46741 - 08/16/04 05:07 PM
Re: Swami is lower then a SNAKE
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Porn Jesus
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And once again, Jeff Steward, the Monkey, the Arab and xxxporntalk are ahead of the curve. Swami Hatred is a virus infecting the entire adult industry. The pity from coked-out starlets who hear he's "big in Japan" will no longer sustain him. The day will come when even the cut-and-paste mania of Gene Ross will balk at reprinting his retarded chatter.
There's one way out, Swami, and it's not hilariously hyperbolic and misspelled press releases. It's a Drano Cocktail, preferably filmed so generations of stoners can pass a bong while watching your videotaped death agony and coughing out, "Harsh, dude! Harsh!"
once again he avoids it, i had 2 pornstars who read here send me pms asking about him in refrence to this thread. Looks like the word is getting out already, first the sponsers go then his show, then the monkey will dance.
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#46742 - 08/16/04 05:26 PM
Re: Swami is lower then a SNAKE
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Porn Jesus
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You are aware that your hot cousin is NOT actually Aurora Snow right so she can't count as one of the 2 pornstars- C'mon Monkey dish- who were these pornstars ( Brandon doesn't count). 
Also I have one more request- could you find some way of posting another Swami as Wankus pics, I love those things.
Long live the Monkey- unless of course he gets in my way of me getting in good with his female secret lover- then it is a knife fight for sure
Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/16/04 06:24 PM)
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#46749 - 08/18/04 09:09 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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#46751 - 08/19/04 03:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#46752 - 08/19/04 04:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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He really gets to you, doesn't he zenman.
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