And once again, Jeff Steward, the Monkey, the Arab and xxxporntalk are ahead of the curve. Swami Hatred is a virus infecting the entire adult industry. The pity from coked-out starlets who hear he's "big in Japan" will no longer sustain him. The day will come when even the cut-and-paste mania of Gene Ross will balk at reprinting his retarded chatter.

There's one way out, Swami, and it's not hilariously hyperbolic and misspelled press releases. It's a Drano Cocktail, preferably filmed so generations of stoners can pass a bong while watching your videotaped death agony and coughing out, "Harsh, dude! Harsh!"