Y'know Alex, take notice. You air out your many grievances in here and we generally respond with sound advice, yet you consistently spurn it with prejudice.

I've surmised that you're a young, stubborn, hirsute, enema-obsessed jew that is lacking any semblance of wisdom or grace.

Buddy, that's a lot of things working against you.

You want the girl, you make the sacrifices. Cost and effort be damned.