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#467332 - 12/23/09 01:44 AM Darrah Haiku's..
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
I have a keyboard
I AIM with impunity
Will not name my source

I have a keyboard
That makes me a Journalist
Will not name my source

I have a keyboard
Censorship need not apply
Constitution Rights

I have a keyboard
Yet I ignore my 8 cats
Gia is jealous

I have a keyboard
Mission is to be the voice
Of Shelly Lubben

I have a keyboard
PM box just got message
I won't Load My Mouth


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#467333 - 12/23/09 02:01 AM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Bagels are healthy.
I wish Steve Hirsch raped me too.
Who is Steven Hirsch?
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#467334 - 12/23/09 08:02 AM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
Loc:
my blogging is fab
muck rake in the valley
must pay for this - all of 'em
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#467335 - 12/23/09 09:07 AM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
I can cut-and-paste
Everyone is against me
What was monkey like?
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#467336 - 12/23/09 09:10 AM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
Anonymous
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Hey Marley, where ya been hiding?

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#467337 - 12/23/09 09:21 AM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Hi jim, how's it going?

I've had some family issues that had me in and out of town alot. I've been lurking from my blackberry but haven't actually signed in for a month or so... Can't wait for this year to be over
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#467338 - 12/23/09 09:41 AM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
Anonymous
Unregistered


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Can't wait for this year to be over




That makes two of us.

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#467339 - 12/23/09 06:07 PM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

I can cut-and-paste
Everyone is against me
What was monkey like?





What exactly does she cut & paste? It's basically the press releases now. Have you read her latest about Vivid rapist Bill Asher and Meggan Mallone leaving Vivid?




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#467340 - 12/23/09 08:36 PM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Kobe!


No darrah, I haven't read it yet.
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#467341 - 12/23/09 10:54 PM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Where did you hear that?
Please send me the URL.
I want to quote it.

I've been banned again.
I cannot understand why.
It's RollinGirl's fault.

Who's alt is Monkey?
I heard it's Gia Jordan.
But, that can't be right.

What are indexes?
Why are mine always messed up?
And why only mine?

I did not say that.
I quoted an article.
Someone else said it.

Lady GaGa rocks.
I so want to fuck that whore.
Do you want to watch?

All men are rapists.
Men live to degrade women.
Stunt cocks hit their wives.
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#467343 - 12/24/09 09:29 AM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Biting my pillow
Daddy will love me more now
I crave the abuse
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#467344 - 12/24/09 03:23 PM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

talking about yourself in the third person.




Av has her reasons.
Silly ones I must confess.
But, they suit her well.
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#467345 - 12/24/09 05:40 PM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

She has her reasons.
Silly ones I must confess.
But, they suit her well.




Last time she came back as herself, she didn't last five minutes. She has told a few of you this personally but you still insist on bringing it all up when you know perfectly well why she can't come back under her original name.



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#467347 - 12/24/09 08:41 PM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Darrah's haiku thread

Starts to take over the cage

Knox again is limp
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#467348 - 12/25/09 03:24 PM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Merry Christmas, Av.
Hope you got a new laptop.
But, not a crap Dell.
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#467349 - 12/25/09 03:51 PM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Merry Christmas Darrah,
Hope you have a nice one,
Now show your fucking tits.
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#467350 - 12/25/09 08:22 PM Re: Darrah Haiku's..
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Porn Jesus

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Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I can cut-and-paste
Everyone is against me
What was monkey like?







ZINGGGGGGGGGGGG, off topic, would you give your left titty to fuck kobe bareback, 43% chance to hit the jackpot honey, im a dude and hate negros and even I would consider it (nut in place of titty),
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