Well, Jesus has answered my Christmas prayers...a friend gave me the ten months left on his Brazzers pass! He said something about his new girlfriend not being cool with it...First time a woman hating porn has worked to my advantage.


All I want for Christmas are some vintage DC Super Powers figures, a pair of size 9 1/2 Rainbow hemp sandals, and a Louis Vuitton Monogram wallet.

And I got my cat his matching Zhu Zhu Pet...Mr. Squiggles. He fucking loves it: