I would like to win the lottery for Christmas. That would be pretty nice.

All that free money would be put to good use. First, I'd have a gold statue built in my likeness... except this one would have a 36 inch platinum penis. Then I'd use the rest of my cash spoiling hot 19 year olds... and knocking them up. For an encore... I'd kill myself and let them all fight it out for the money.

Really, it is the most sensible thing to do.