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#467112 - 12/22/09 08:34 AM
What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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I know for sure that:
Tia needs a new frying pan
Tanner needs a new dog and phone
Brandon needs a new shipment of Zinc
Dane wants a new Harley
Erik wants to get his Vette out of the shop
But what about you? What the fuck do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas?
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#467115 - 12/22/09 01:04 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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I want a deaf, dumb and blind whore
that sure can suck a mean fuckin cock.
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#467116 - 12/22/09 01:14 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I want to die in my sleep.
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#467117 - 12/22/09 02:09 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Well, my girl always complains her way out of giving me some X-mas butt, so I'd settle for a sloppy BJ where she acts like she enjoys it and swallows with out asking. Yeah, I know. I might as well ask for a bridge from LA to Hawaii.
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#467121 - 12/22/09 03:25 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Honey, the pimps and perverts on that porn board I post on, would like to have a chat session with you.....I don't know, they just wanted me to ask......Ok, I WILL go fuck myself, and it'll be the best sex I had this week....Yeah, yeah next week too I'm sure.
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#467123 - 12/22/09 04:06 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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#467124 - 12/22/09 04:44 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Straight For Pay
Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 904
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
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World peace.
Since that ain't going to happen, I would be very happy with a top of the line Sony Ebook.
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#467126 - 12/22/09 05:22 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Lack of a conscience . And to be able to write what I want without feeling the guilt after. Even if what I write should be written for the good of everyone involved.
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#467127 - 12/22/09 08:06 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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1) for that .net tool a few posts above to stop pimping his shit on here
2) Dargamel + shallow grave = sunshine and happy days
3) Gia's pooper
4) Delandoofus to stfu
5) Peace and happiness to the XPT perv-dom
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#467131 - 12/22/09 11:53 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Love. <3
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#467132 - 12/23/09 12:58 AM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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MORE PORN MAGAZINES TO STAY IN BUSINESS SO I CAN SHOOT FOR THEM!!!  And I'd like to shoot for Vogue.
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#467134 - 12/23/09 07:51 AM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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Phoenix Marie, a champagne bottle, some yellow gloves, and plenty of KY.
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#467136 - 12/23/09 09:28 AM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Anonymous
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i want blue dishwashing gloves. not for me, for you - you'll be putting them on. i'd elaborate, but..
You're going into business with Panzer? Don't do it, son. Even what Porno Dan does is marginally more respectable than that...
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#467139 - 12/23/09 11:55 AM
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I would like Desi Foxx's father to rise from his grave.
now who would make claim to that???
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#467140 - 12/23/09 01:05 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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A new pair of muay thai gloves (they are on their way i hear).
And it would be cool to have a beer with Mandy....
Edited by tattypatty (12/23/09 01:07 PM)
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#467141 - 12/23/09 01:55 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Someone pm'd me with the same question a few days ago...
The only answer I remember is new Gia J ass shots.
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#467142 - 12/23/09 02:11 PM
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Anonymous
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THIS(Thanks to Conquistador for the link.) Also Approved: Quote:
new Gia J ass shots.
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#467145 - 12/23/09 11:10 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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jesus. i'm sure andre leon talley is just thrilled.
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#467146 - 12/24/09 12:32 AM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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Well, Jesus has answered my Christmas prayers...a friend gave me the ten months left on his Brazzers pass! He said something about his new girlfriend not being cool with it...First time a woman hating porn has worked to my advantage.
All I want for Christmas are some vintage DC Super Powers figures, a pair of size 9 1/2 Rainbow hemp sandals, and a Louis Vuitton Monogram wallet.
And I got my cat his matching Zhu Zhu Pet...Mr. Squiggles. He fucking loves it:
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#467147 - 12/24/09 05:31 AM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I wish everyone health.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#467149 - 12/24/09 11:28 AM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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2 HMI 12K lights. Just being honest.
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#467154 - 12/24/09 05:17 PM
Re: What does everyone want for Christmas?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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What does Burglar want? ** See my Sig **
Well, actually I am going in for some surgery soon on my leg so if I am really lucky and blessed, I will get a nurse who LOOKS like Holly Randall and has absolutely NO morals whatsoever. And as a bonus xxx-mas gift, this super horny nympho nurse-holly randall clone will be relieved when her shift ends by another nurse who looks and acts like Gia Jerkins.
Got that Santa? 2 nurses named Holly and Gia to relieve my suffering and expedite my recovery.
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#467155 - 12/24/09 05:26 PM
Burg leg surgery
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Could you ask the butcher to keep the bits he takes away and send them to me? Many thanks in advance!
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#467156 - 12/24/09 08:20 PM
Re: Burg leg surgery
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'd like a blowjob from Mia Rose.
Just being honest.
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#467157 - 12/24/09 11:03 PM
Re: Burg leg surgery
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/16/09
Posts: 64
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I want Coke Stevenson and Jigaloo to be butt-fucked by a gang of angry black gentlemen. Oh wait, that already happened.
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#467159 - 12/25/09 07:01 PM
Re: Burg leg surgery
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I want Coke Stevenson and Jigaloo to be butt-fucked by a gang of angry black gentlemen. Oh wait, that already happened.
Don't forget about the part where you'd like to watch said faggotry.
All I wants for Kwanza is ma two front teefuses.
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#467160 - 12/25/09 07:30 PM
Re: Burg leg surgery
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Coke = Douchebag. Jigaloo is so over the top he is funny.
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