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I spent over 6 hrs driving today. Normally that's a days work but today I was collecting relatives from Airports.

If you happen to pick up a USA Today and read about a mass murder in Vt.in the next few days it's either me delivering the absolute gift or Burg got his pills mixed up.

Either way.. we were really quiet guys and you never saw this coming.



I thought you were on vacation.






I'm struggling to keep myself in check here.
Av.. I see myself having a dream where I coffee table you.
That is I bend you over with the freshest version of the National Enquirer on your back, stuff my cock up your ass, and read that rag cover to cover without ever saying a word.
When I'm done you're filled with more than questions.





How about instead of the National Enquirer,USMagazine instead?