OK Now, Chris, don't quit your day job at Walmart (Or maybe its Home Depot). Stop proposing to Kiki D'Aire, she has a restraining order and a man with way more future than you. Stop trying to date Vandalia, she doesn't want to date you. Oh ya and tell me...hows the view from under the bus? Didn't know I knew all that did ya Chris?
Sportswami isn't mentioned on Mike South's site, nor is any restraining order on behalf of Kiki.
Let's make an effort to head this thread back from the abyss by keeping comments focused on what people have actually said or done, etc. You can't take this thread to your grave - you're going to have to abandon it at some point - and maybe now is a good time to move on. Maybe head out to a topless bar and see if we can think about something other than Sportswami for a while.
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