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Brittany's husband, Simon Monjack, coming home after leaving the hospital.



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This man owes me a LOT of money
by Arturo_Globenfeldt (Wed Jun 13 2007

I have backed several of this charlatan's projects in Cyprus. Now my Cypriate contacts tell me he has run off with a cool US $6,000,000 of their investment and US $16,000,000 of mine.

Please contact me if you have any knowledge of the whereabouts of this vile fellow.

- Arturo Globenfeldt

by Arturo_Globenfeldt (Fri Jun 15 2007 10:11:09)

Yes, I come from moneyed stock. My father was a minor Greek shipping magnate and my mother the creator of the German 'Fraulein und Gestaltenhaus' lingerie brand. While I freely admit that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, I have not allowed wanton luxury to make me complacent. I am proud to say that I fund Liberal Arts ventures in Alexandria and elsewhere. I am a very busied man.

I am known in the Med as an entrepeneur and gambler. Though, as of late, my poor experience with the Monjack cretin has reduced my lavishness and generosities somewhat, which is a shame.

- A

http://arturoglobenfeldt.blogspot.com/



Re: This man owes me a LOT of money
by BratE9000 (Wed Aug 6 2008

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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