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#466526 - 12/20/09 05:09 AM Hey Bitches
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	How do you niggas like me now? Rustin427 (4 days ago) Show Hide +47 Marked as spam Reply \| Spam is it weird that i think i love her, id be with her as long as she sang to me every day, id be the happiest person alive. FAGGOT 09barnygal (4 days ago) Show Hide +47 Marked as spam Reply \| Spam it is one of those songs that a peaceful sound and comes with serenity Id like to kick this guy in his vagina chameleonvoice (4 days ago) Show Hide +42 Marked as spam Reply \| Spam Silky velvet. .Ethereal.. Wow.. Id like to wrap this lady's dead body in silky velvet and bury her under daburgs house, call the police and let that cripple fuck take the heat for it _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#466527 - 12/20/09 05:25 AM Re: Hey Bitches
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	How you gonna lift her on your own? Won't the forklift attract attention and leave tracks? Wait!! Are you planning to rent it with his credit card? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#466528 - 12/20/09 05:32 AM Re: Hey Bitches
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: How you gonna lift her on your own? Won't the forklift attract attention and leave tracks? Wait!! Are you planning to rent it with his credit card? fatman are you a wolf or a goat? If I look you in the eyes and see you are a wolf then we need to work out how we are going to get out of this, if youre a goat, then shit nigga.... _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#466529 - 12/20/09 05:38 AM Re: Hey Bitches
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I think I'm more something in the, now obsolete, Pachyderm order. I'd say a Rhino. Attachments 457931-Rhino.gif (21 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#466530 - 12/21/09 01:52 PM Re: Hey Bitches
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	The fat bitch in the picture? That's the one that was on "Britain's Got Talent" and was a one-hit wonder who's stunning rise to fame didn't even last as long as that one season of the show did? I think I heard the other day on the radio she got a record out with a major label? Good for her. I like to champion wasted people who would seem better off sitting around their house all day. But, manage to triumph anyway! And no, I never did care much for her singing.
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#466531 - 12/21/09 09:34 PM Re: Hey Bitches
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: How you gonna lift her on your own? Won't the forklift attract attention and leave tracks? Wait!! Are you planning to rent it with his credit card? I say we leave her right where she falls and scatter a few pieces of her jewelry around his car... _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#466532 - 12/22/09 05:59 AM Re: Hey Bitches
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: The fat bitch in the picture? That's the one that was on "Britain's Got Talent" and was a one-hit wonder who's stunning rise to fame didn't even last as long as that one season of the show did? I think I heard the other day on the radio she got a record out with a major label? Good for her. I like to champion wasted people who would seem better off sitting around their house all day. But, manage to triumph anyway! And no, I never did care much for her singing. Actually, the fat bitch in the picture is about to have the bestselling British album of the year. CLICK _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#466533 - 12/22/09 05:03 PM Re: Hey Bitches
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Actually, the fat bitch in the picture is about to have the bestselling British album of the year. That's no surprise. The British are idiots. They also liked Boxcar Willie, if you remember the 70s commercials. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#466534 - 12/22/09 11:07 PM Re: Hey Bitches
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Quote: Actually, the fat bitch in the picture is about to have the bestselling British album of the year. That's no surprise. The British are idiots. They also liked Boxcar Willie, if you remember the 70s commercials. And don't forget Slim Whitman. He was alleged to have sold more records in the U.K. than the Beatles and Elvis Presley combined. That's what the '70's commercial said anyway. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#466535 - 12/25/09 08:24 PM Re: Hey Bitches
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	"sbo's wild horses brings a tear to a niggas eye" guapo _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#466536 - 12/25/09 09:01 PM Re: Hey Bitches
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: Actually, the fat bitch in the picture is about to have the bestselling British album of the year. Whoa, I think my mom got this for Christmas from her cousin in Ohio. Weird shit. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#466537 - 12/25/09 09:47 PM Re: Hey Bitches
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: my mom got this for Christmas from her cousin in Ohio. This cousin wouldn't happen to have been a former rollerskating champion who lives next door to a black doctor ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#466538 - 12/26/09 02:39 PM Re: Hey Bitches
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	I dunno, they're all twice my age. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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