The fat bitch in the picture? That's the one that was on "Britain's Got Talent" and was a one-hit wonder who's stunning rise to fame didn't even last as long as that one season of the show did?

I think I heard the other day on the radio she got a record out with a major label? Good for her. I like to champion wasted people who would seem better off sitting around their house all day. But, manage to triumph anyway!

And no, I never did care much for her singing.