What's Hitlers least favorite planet?


'Jewpiter'







What do you call the million man march in the rain?


"Gorillas in the mist"








What do you call a mexican getting baptised?


Bean dip!








Why did so many niggers die in Vietnam?


When they were told to get down they started break dancing!








How does a niggress take a pregnancy test?


She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way!








What do you call a black roofer?


Shit on a shingle!








What happens when a jew with an erection walks into a wall?


He breaks his nose.








What do you call a spic with a rubber toe?
Roberto!





I'd love to post more but that would be somewhat racist of me. Enjoy! <3