What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call a cow after she's had an abortion? Decalfinated.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

What do you call a beaver whose accepted Jesus as his lord & savior? A beleaver.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a fly that can't fly? A Walk.

What do you call a bee that produces milk? Boob-bee

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not yo' Cheese.

What do you call a dwarf from the "Psychic's Network" teller on the lam from the Feds? A small medium at large.