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#466215 - 12/18/09 04:45 PM Jesus shot Santa Claus
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#466216 - 12/18/09 04:54 PM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
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One more time...

Jesus..well, he was Broly.




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#466217 - 12/18/09 07:57 PM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
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I saw Jesus kissing Santa Claus ...

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#466218 - 12/18/09 09:36 PM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
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Registered: 01/25/06
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He must have thought the North Pole was code for an abortion clinic.
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#466219 - 12/18/09 10:32 PM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
My two favourite fictional characters.

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#466220 - 12/19/09 12:53 AM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
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#466221 - 12/19/09 01:14 AM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
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#466222 - 12/19/09 10:10 AM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

My two favourite fictional characters.





Jesus was real, he just wasn't magic. Also he was a Jew and black.

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#466223 - 12/19/09 01:13 PM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Also he was a Jew and black.





Shhhh!! You're going to give Coke heart failure.
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#466224 - 12/19/09 01:18 PM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
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Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
Quote:

Quote:

My two favourite fictional characters.





Jesus was real, he just wasn't magic. Also he was a Jew and black.




No definitive scientific proof he was the sun of a god.

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#466225 - 12/19/09 01:25 PM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

No definitive scientific proof he was the sun of a god.




No definitive scientific proof he was a massive, luminous ball of Hydrogen plasma bound together by gravity.
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#466226 - 12/19/09 01:36 PM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


No definitive scientific proof he was the sun of a god.





Don't get your panties in a twist Betty. I didn't say he was anything but a real person. Oh how you wish you could say he wasn't.

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#466227 - 12/20/09 09:13 PM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Is Secret Grandpa related to Creepy Uncle?
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#466228 - 12/20/09 09:19 PM Re: Jesus shot Santa Claus
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Prolly the same person.

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