“Damn it, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a quantum mechanic!” is what Doctor McCoy used to say on Star Trek. Well, damn it, people, I”m a pornographer, not a geneticist but I believe that I have found a long-lost cousin of Alexis Texas. It’s true! If Eliss Fire, the latest young lady to shoot for www.loadmymouth.com, is not 1/16th or 1/32nd related to Alexis, I’m a monkey’s uncle. (Truth be told, I am a monkey’s uncle…..thanks to irrefutable proof from a real geneticist and a court-ordered paternity test after a visit to Papua New Guinea 5 years ago. Those were wild and crazy times, I tell you, and I think I had sunstroke the day I picked up a banana-eating lassie at a poorly-lit whorehouse.)

But I digress. The point is that we need to celebrate Eliss Fire’s consumate cocksucking and flawless swallow finish. I appreciated the tongue flicking of my penile head while her lips were vacuum-sealed around the shaft. She made excellent eye contact and did not look straight through me as so many other, less-kind models have done in the past. There was real chemistry created in my love laboratory today, friends…..the kind that you get with a stack of bills, not quarters, in your front pocket.

“Yes, Eliss. I am happy to see you. No, that’s not a roll of quarters in my pocket, either.”

More pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2009/12/17/eliss-fire-does-www-loadmymouth-com/

Is that Bree Olson's mom?

I'm 99% sure it's Alexis Texas's distant cousin....really.

How can she be related to Alexis? Her ass isnt as wide as a house.

It's all in the eyes....not her ass....the resemblance.