This thread is swerving towards favorite XPT poster territory rather than best troll. The best posters here "back in the day" fed off each other, as Have2Cit said. There was a combination of posters back then that included Jeff Steward, Monkey, Kami, jamesn, Smiling Arab, Sportswami, Phatboy, Chico, Padover, Zenman, Have2cit, Monstar and many others that won't be repeated. I think some of the newer people may feel the same about their contemporaries but it still won't be the same for us old farts. That's not a bad thing just the way it works.
As to the OP- Monkey is the best troll on this board, bar none. There is no comparison. His Marc Wallace post should be in the hall of fame for all the internets.
Another thing missing here lately is Luke Ford stopped writing about porn. I think the Cindy Loftus/Darrah experiment has proven that Luke has a certain talent that can't be duplicated or carried forward. The dude is a good writer and us old-schoolers did a certain amount of homework to make informed posts about porn that we thought Luke might pick up on, expand on, and get us some notoriety. That's definitely missing around here lately and frankly I don't see it coming back.
There is no porn site feared for breaking the ugly news out there now of days.