I loved the premise of that gnomish old man with the lame jokes picking up the whores, banging them on the boat, and then leaving them floating in the ocean with a lifejacket on while the boat speeds away.

In the last few years, he rarely banged the chicks anymore, but just came along for the ride. To me, this was less interesting, because part of the fun was watching the chicks degrade themselves banging that old guy with the captain's hat and sunglasses on. I also saw several more recent episodes where he doesn't even appear anymore.

The name ("captain stabbin") is definitely unique, and I'd still like to pick up a t-shirt with that on it. There was a company selling the shirts at one point, but they haven't stocked the stabbin shirts for a while now.