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#465744 - 12/15/09 09:28 AM What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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I used to like some of the stuff on that site, but went there the other day and there hasnt been anything from him in a long time.

Any word on that site. It was kind of funny. Some young ladys that went on to bigger things. I remember seeing one of Audreys first vids there
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#465745 - 12/15/09 03:01 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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a friend of mine saw his ex girlfriend taking it in the dirt hole on that site. he was pissed because she never gave up anal for him. LOL

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#465746 - 12/15/09 05:47 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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I think some fat fuck pirated all the clips from that site and then they closed it up in frustration.
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#465747 - 12/17/09 06:35 AM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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I loved the premise of that gnomish old man with the lame jokes picking up the whores, banging them on the boat, and then leaving them floating in the ocean with a lifejacket on while the boat speeds away.

In the last few years, he rarely banged the chicks anymore, but just came along for the ride. To me, this was less interesting, because part of the fun was watching the chicks degrade themselves banging that old guy with the captain's hat and sunglasses on. I also saw several more recent episodes where he doesn't even appear anymore.

The name ("captain stabbin") is definitely unique, and I'd still like to pick up a t-shirt with that on it. There was a company selling the shirts at one point, but they haven't stocked the stabbin shirts for a while now.

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#465748 - 12/19/09 02:15 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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The name ("captain stabbin") is definitely unique




I always took it to be a porno riff on the Love Boat's Captain Stubing.

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#465749 - 12/21/09 06:32 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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The "Captain" retired from porn.....and it was Jasmine Tames first anal scene....

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#465750 - 12/21/09 06:50 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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Thanks, the early stuff was kind of fun to watch. I also liked the sister site Street Blow Jobs, they made them seem almost real.
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#465751 - 12/22/09 01:09 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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Street Blow Jobs....that site is where they supposedly always put the "non pretty chicks" in.

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#465752 - 12/22/09 01:30 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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All of those sites seemed a lot less corporate and cookie-cutter back then (in the old days of say 2004). They also had a lot more skanky whores than bangbros did in those days. I would love to run into "the captain" when he is stocking the ant poison shelves at home depot and ask him about his former life as a stud boat captain.

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#465753 - 12/22/09 06:44 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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I also liked the sister site Street Blow Jobs, they made them seem almost real.




I liked their old MikesApartment stuff. Also, well played and, at time, very realistic.
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#465754 - 12/22/09 08:15 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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Those sites dipped in to the rather large group of South Florida escorts from back then. Lots of them advertised on independentgirls.com or .net or some shit.

In college I drove a lot of them around to appointments for a few bucks and some free blow. Some would offer sexual favors which were quickly denied, due to the 4-6 pricks she blew throughout the evening
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#465755 - 12/24/09 08:19 AM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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I liked their old MikesApartment stuff. Also, well played and, at time, very realistic.




I think that stuff was shot in Europe....being "MikesApartment"

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#465756 - 12/24/09 08:21 AM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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Those sites dipped in to the rather large group of South Florida escorts from back then. Lots of them advertised on independentgirls.com or .net or some shit.

In college I drove a lot of them around to appointments for a few bucks and some free blow. Some would offer sexual favors which were quickly denied, due to the 4-6 pricks she blew throughout the evening





thats why you always carry around listerine and douches!


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#465757 - 12/24/09 04:06 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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I liked their old MikesApartment stuff. Also, well played and, at time, very realistic.




I think that stuff was shot in Europe....being "MikesApartment"




Yes. They used to drive around Amsterdam in some of the clips, and show them picking up the girls, etc.
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#465758 - 12/25/09 04:16 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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Captain Stabbing is The Milf Hunter's dad IRL

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#465759 - 12/25/09 07:17 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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That's some funny shit.
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#465760 - 12/26/09 08:26 AM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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Captain Stabbing is The Milf Hunter's dad IRL




IRL ?
Indy Raceing League?
Inter Raceial Incest?
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#465761 - 12/26/09 08:46 AM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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Quote:

Quote:

Captain Stabbing is The Milf Hunter's dad IRL




IRL ?
Indy Raceing League?
Inter Raceial Incest?




In Real Life
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#465762 - 12/26/09 10:11 AM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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internet relay chat

Quote:

Captain Stabbing is The Milf Hunter's dad IRL




I think they are also canadians.....verify with the BI for that tasty tidbit!

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#465763 - 12/28/09 03:51 AM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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Yes they are Canadian, I believe they are from Hamilton

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#465764 - 12/28/09 06:53 AM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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You mean that short fat little guy that gets all of the MILFS at the local bars? Thats the Captains DAD?

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#465765 - 12/28/09 02:48 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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its the other way around

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#465766 - 12/29/09 11:48 AM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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Ahh, I see, I went home and looked up some of their older stuff, I can see it now , thanks. Kind of wierd, bring home a date to meet the parents, Kathy this is my dad, he a porn star...WTF?
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#465767 - 12/29/09 12:42 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin?
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If I understand Darrah correctly, most porn stars were raped by their dads.

Think the same applies to the MILFHunter & Capt. Stabb?
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#557904 - 06/28/12 02:39 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin? [Re: delanoojos]
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Captain Stabbin was referenced on an episode of "Family Guy" a few months ago. Hilarious phone conversation where Brian cancels his porn subscription, I believe it was the episode where he and Stewie go to Europe to rescue Meg from white slavers.

As for most porn stars being raped by their Dads, this article is a scream. Written from the whore's perspective.
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#557908 - 06/28/12 03:19 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin? [Re: delanoojos]
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Thanks for the trip back to 2004.


Actually I enjoyed reading it again now as much as I did back in the day.

And vice.com is good stuff btw...don't be afraid to check it out.
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#557910 - 06/28/12 03:57 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin? [Re: nassim]
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Originally Posted By: nassim
Captain Stabbin was referenced on an episode of "Family Guy" a few months ago. Hilarious phone conversation where Brian cancels his porn subscription, I believe it was the episode where he and Stewie go to Europe to rescue Meg from white slavers.

lol whats the title of this episode?
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#557912 - 06/28/12 04:35 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin? [Re: delanoojos]
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:facepalm: Frank you are in front of a damn computer.

For fucks sake Let me google that for you.

You are connected to the largest library of information ever created. Your question is answered in the very first google search result. No fancy search terms or Boolean logic. "family guy captain stabbin'".

I hope you learn to use google on your own, you will find it very useful as well as user friendly.
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#557914 - 06/28/12 05:10 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin? [Re: delanoojos]
nassim Offline
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According to google it is season 10 episode 20, "leggo my meggo ". Really funny shit.


Edited by nassim (06/28/12 05:11 PM)
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#557915 - 06/28/12 05:16 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin? [Re: LouCypher]
nassim Offline
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Thanks for the trip back to 2004.


Actually I enjoyed reading it again now as much as I did back in the day.


Yeah, it was in a "Best of..." compilation that I read, but every few months or so it also pops up in the NSFW section of their website.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#558048 - 07/01/12 08:02 PM Re: What ever Happened to Captain Stabbin? [Re: delanoojos]
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WEHT Captain Stabbin? His boat got repossessed in the recession that's what happened.

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