Me, too. I'm interested in a recommendation for a hotel with a suite-type room, in-room jacuzzi, and a security desk loose enough to overlook discreet visits from a procession of drug dealers and tarts. Smoking room a must, 24-hour room service a plus, as is proximity to the offices of a "Dr. Feelgood" and a medical marijuana dispensary.

EDIT: Gosh, after visiting their website, it looks as if the Sunset Marquis is the place. Thanks, Baby G!