Thats it , no more mr nice monkey. I have become soft and although i can't go back to the once jaded monkey ( my best era) I will slowly try to work myself back upto as close to that monkey as this monkey will get the monkey, monkey?.

Reading fayners site and he posts crap on barrett blade, which in itself is fucked up, but get this?. The fucking piece of shit has his OWN site, who in the fuck told barrett it was a good idea to get his own web site?. Never the less, i decided to take a peek at it and then i saw the funniest thing i have seen this week. Here it is word for word.

For a free autograph Please send a properly self addressedstamp envelope.

Okay, my question is WHO IN THE FUCK WANTS BARRETT'S AUTOGRAPH?. Really?. Wow, my very own autograph of a limp dick, 2nd rate musian/porn star. Wow i see a whole 50 cent check coming if i decide to list this puppy on ebay.


Down futher on the site theres that taylor rain squirt crap, which shows a close shot of taylor. What in the fuck is wrong with that girl's eyebrows?. I always knew there was something a little off with her (besides the fact she has let fayner and brandon irons fuck her, but more on that later) now i know what it is. She looks like a 67 year old thai trophy wife with those things. Its just wrong, fix em up girl, theres nothing there.



Brandon irons fucking taylor rain, i thought the image of fayner's dick in her mouth or her getting pissed on by three pissmop guys with $10 supermarket shoes was as disturbing as it got, how wrong i was. On a side note the guy with his dick up her ass is monsier, just a little trivia. (notice where brandon's eyes are)

Lastly i know im a little late on this but when i saw it today i couldn't fucking believe it. Mr. Web Review put together a top 50 sexiest porn stars and celebrities list. Its number one pairing was

1. jessica alba (no complaints)
1. Belladonna

Okay. BELLA FUCKING DONNA. Belladonna the sexiest pornstar, i am saying this with a straight face and honesty in my heart, i would rather fuck fayner while collecting my free barrett blade autograph then even expose my penis in the same air within 5 yards of belladonna, how in the fuck did that fugly bucked tooth, horribly tattooed orbit of uselessness get crowned the sexiest pornstar?. Here is the list of the top 50 as well.


Celebrities Adult Entertainers



50. Vida Guerra

50. Avy Scott



49. Kelly Tilghman

49. Veronica Zemanova



48. Gabrielle Union

48. Nyomi Marcela and

Jade Marcela



47. Melyssa Ford

47. Sunrise Adams



46. Kristin Kreuk

46. Cyntheria



45. Anastacia

45. Calli Cox



44. Mayte

44. Loni



43. Jolene Blalock

43. Lacey Duvalle



42. Kelly Ripa

42. Juli Ashton



41. Megan Goode

41. Nadine Jensen



40. Christina Milian

40. Aurora Snow



39. Jaime Pressly

39. Ashton Moore



38. Natalie Portman

38. Asia Carrera



37. Joanie Laurer

37. Tera Patrick



36. Kim Cattrall

36. Chloe Jones



35. Shania Twain

35. Briana Banks



34. Tiffani Thiessen

34. Simone



33. Shakira

33. Sinnamon Love



32. Mariah Carey

32. Jana Cova



31. Ali Landry

31. Gina Lynn



30. Jennifer Love Hewitt

30. Amee Donavan



29. Lil' Kim

29. Jesse Jane



28. Christina Aguilera

28. Sophie Evans



27. Angelina Jolie

27. Aria Giovanni



26. Jennifer Garner

26. Olivia D'Lovely



25. Nikki Cox

25. Kaylani Lee



24. Victoria Pratt

24. Crystal Knight



23. Torrie Wilson

23. Briana Banks



22. Kelita Smith

22. Taylor Rain



21. Tamala Jones

21. Nikita Denise



20. Ashanti

20. Katja Kassin



19. Elisha Cuthbert

19. Ayana Angel



18. Anna Kournikova

18. Kendra Jade



17. Tyra Banks

17. Sky Lopez



16. Jennifer Aniston

16. Brittney Skye



15. Serena Williams

15. Taylor Hayes



14. Toni Braxton

14. Tia Bella



13. Lucy Liu

13. Janet Jacme



12. Salma Hayek

12. Kira Kenner



11. Cameron Diaz

11. Dee



10. Beyonce

10. Jenna Jameson



9. Jennifer Lopez

9. Carmen Luvana



8. Elizabeth Hurley

8. Chyna



7. Pamela Anderson

7. Adina Jewel



6. Alyssa Milano

6. Adrianna Sage



5. Carmen Electra

5. Stephanie Swift



4. Janet Jackson

4. Angela Devi



3. Britney Spears

3. Jewel De'Nyle



2. Halle Berry

2. Nautica Thorn



1. Jessica Alba

1. Belladonna