Hi Tara I can't wait until your edition is released on December 18th. I know about your botched plastic surgery but I still think you're hot as! I love the cover pic ( and your spectacular boobs! ) - I just hope they've done a decent pictorial with you and not the usual magazine photoshoot with only about 3 pics

I have already seen her frankentits, pass.

^ werd... I'd be more interested in reading Puffys idiot thoughts than seeing that skank. Actually that's not true cause I haven't seen her clam but it's Playboy..so?.

A decade too late. Currently she has approximately the same sex appeal as Harry Reid.

Wasn't she the blonde trophy wife in The Big Lebowski?

Thats about all I know or care to know about her.

I wonder how many computer's crashed trying to photo shop that amount of leather out of a person's skin. Her tits probably look like a pair of emptied out bull scrotum's.

"Her cunt looks like a callous dock workers heal, like dry rot with a hole in it."

"Her gash is like someone kicked open the side of a rotted hogs carcass."

Is that the best picture they had for the cover?

^^^ Obviously

Can someone post the Playboy pics so we can see her repaired frankentits, please? Thank you.

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance amidst the black seas of infinity; and it was not meant that we should stray far.... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age

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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

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I think I can. Sadly, that might be the cause of my mental illness.

OK, with the international date line, etc., ben should have assembled his assorted change.

Endured the stinging taunts of neighborhood child as he mounted his tricycle.

Passing by the Op Shop without check on new week's inventory, focusing on his masturbatory goal.

Finding his way to the nearest periodical sales vendor, picking out a fresh undamaged Tara Reid Playboy while quivering with boundless anticipation.

Bumping into countless others on his way to the register, he spills his assorted Aussie coins on the counter.

Fidgeting noticeably, waiting anxiously as they are counted by an angry sneering bad-toothed clerk.

Then, pedaling faster & faster to return home.

Pumping 3 or 4 times on his rescue inhaler during the odyssey home.

Enduring, yet again, abuse from bullying kindergartner and pre-school toughs as he gets closer to base.

Arriving at the entrance to his illegal cellar dwelling.

Trying & failing, trying & failing, again & again, to open the lock to his stench filled rotting hovel.

His hands shaking, the knowledge that he will be jerking off to a pathetic party girl celeb, exciting his muscles to a fevered palsy frenzy.

Impatient for Tara nudity, thankfully and finally, ben unlocks the door.

Jumping from the threshold to his lice-ridden bed, his body warmth stirring birth of a new generation of begbugs.

Opening the Playboy, ripping some pages in lustful haste, He finds the Tara layout.






And, less than 30 seconds later a poorly composed picture of Tara's hideous Frankentitties is covered in what little precipitate his over-masturbated balls can muster.



ben wakes hours later to repeat the procedure, heading out for a second copy ... since Tara's pictorial is now all stuck together with the seeping of his gooey mess.

So Electro did werk?.

Oddly enough, I'm watching American Wedding right now. I forgot if she's in it or not, but the whole "American Pie" thing came to mind when she was a half-decent piece of ass.

wow...she had her nips fixed....airbrushed....and just to think she was somewhat of a newcomer...as for myself back in 1999's American Pie....amazing what a decade will do to ya

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First time I "noticed" her was in "Lebowski". Saw "American Pie" after that. Honestly, I was smitten. No more, though.

I think it's a good cover and I think Playboy did a great job with the shoot. My guess is that it will revive her career.

***BUT*** did you catch the Jan/Feb 2010!!

Has Playboy gone bi-monthly or are they doing something weird with their magazine, like coming out 10 times a year?

The cover- Her eyes look like they're trying to escape the photo shoot.

The other shots- They back lit the fuck out of it not just to look retro but to hide bad skin. Then they pshopped the hell out of that. Jeez. But Sheryl Nields is a good photog; I'd like the pictorial to not have so much retouching, but that's Payboy's decision. Poor Tara. I bet she wishes she could airbrush the last 10 years off her in real life.

@ben - please stop sending me PMs!

Is that the best Playboy could do? ^^ Bunny ears and I'm dead inside look? I've always liked Tara but these pictures are bad.

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The subject didn't give them much to work with ...

DLed the mag to see if they look better in higher def, but no.

So, I'm disappointed as well.

She has great nipples. Who doesn't like a nipple to chew on and the surgeons rarely touch them. I don't think this will resurrect her but it is a testament to scars healing.

Hear ya B but I don't trust magazine pics... She's probably still got surgery scars you could run electric trains on.

They do seem to hang nicely though.

"American Pie" is on Comedy Central right now if anyone is interested. [I don't like commercials, so I'll pass].