My advice is to have your self castrated so your defective seed can't be passed down to further pollute the gene pool. Nothing better to hold up a truck up than an old hunk of plastic. You probably have a lifted truck where you used hockey pucks for spacers too. It's a shame it didn't fall and chop off your hands, I would have had a real laugh at that, only you wouldn't have been able to type out your story and I never would have known.....paradox.