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#465427 - 12/12/09 08:19 PM Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresses
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Thirteen so far - 2 pornstars, 1 waitress, 1 club doyenne. Any guesstimates on what the final tally will be?
I say about 20 total.
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#465428 - 12/12/09 08:22 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresses
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My call for the pool: 27, likely with at least 1 tranny.
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#465430 - 12/12/09 08:43 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresses
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who are the so called "porn stars" ?

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#465431 - 12/12/09 09:36 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresses
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Holly Sampson and Josslyn James are the two porn sluts who claim to have been involved with him. Don't know if those were one night stands or longer term "relationships".
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#465432 - 12/12/09 09:51 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Mightn't some of these ladies be lying about encounters with Mr. Woods just to get their names in the slipstream and onto FOXNews? I believe that is possible, and I think it is shameful. I saw a magazine in the checkout at Giant Eagle (People, Us, Them?) that featured an apparently tearful covershot of TW (photo context-relativity unexplained) over which read "TIGER ON THE VERGE OF SUICIDE". This made me feel righteous indignation, contempt, and a certain self-satisfaction. I understand why people often vigorously chase these feelings often counter to rhyme and reason.

My guesses:

Actual extramarital relations- 6
Invented- 2,548


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#465433 - 12/12/09 09:54 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Oh man tiger woods must love the big fake tits , Joslyn james being the worst .

And Holly Sampson was in a movie ironically called Cheating Houswives 6 . Scene with ChristianXXX

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#465434 - 12/12/09 10:24 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresses
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what dont we got get a jelly bean jar and and guess the number of candies he has had....1 prize winner get to bang tiger in the kistler

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#465435 - 12/12/09 11:14 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresses
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Also how long before a Tiger cub bastard emerges and how many ?
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#465436 - 12/12/09 11:32 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresses
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what dont we got get a jelly bean jar and and guess the number of candies he has had....1 prize winner get to bang tiger in the kistler


Ummmm , I think i will pass on this contest

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#465437 - 12/12/09 11:56 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Oh man tiger woods must love the big fake tits , Joslyn james being the worst .




Michael Jordan's thing is supposedly chubby-nearly-fat blonds.

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And Holly Sampson was in a movie ironically called Cheating Houswives 6 . Scene with ChristianXXX



It's just Method Acting.
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#465438 - 12/13/09 12:03 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Mightn't some of these ladies be lying about encounters with Mr. Woods just to get their names in the slipstream and onto FOXNews?



Tiger's averaged nearly $100 million _per_ _year_ since turning pro, and he's only 33 now.

Any 'ho claiming to have been his pin-cushion needs to explain why she's not pregnant with all of that child-support money waiting.
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#465439 - 12/13/09 08:22 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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This made me feel righteous indignation, contempt, and a certain self-satisfaction.




Did he rebuff your advances??
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#465440 - 12/13/09 09:05 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Michael Jordan's thing is supposedly chubby-nearly-fat blonds.






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#465441 - 12/13/09 10:48 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresses
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Probably less than everyone is guessing- cause Tiger usually shoots under par!

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#465442 - 12/13/09 03:51 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Monkey said 29 so there ya go...
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#465443 - 12/13/09 07:42 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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^What he said. With about 2 post-op trannies and at LEAST one dude claiming he blew a Tiger.
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#465444 - 12/13/09 08:53 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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We'll need to spring for an auditor from KPMG for this one, or wait a few months for everything to shake down.

Was there any discernible pattern to the group? Big tits, long legs, blonde hair?
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#465445 - 12/14/09 05:06 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Was there any discernible pattern to the group?




IR on the "Yes" list.
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#465446 - 12/21/09 01:39 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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#465447 - 12/21/09 01:52 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Add another porn girl.
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#465448 - 12/21/09 05:11 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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#465449 - 12/22/09 06:44 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Wonder if Tiger passed his wife the Herp.




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Did Holly Sampson tell Tiger about her sex partner's sex history with trannies?
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#465450 - 03/23/10 04:24 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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#465451 - 03/23/10 05:03 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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#465452 - 03/24/10 06:11 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Tiger's averaged nearly $100 million _per_ _year_ since turning pro, and he's only 33 now.




And with all that money that he's made, more than any of us will see in our lifetimes, more than he could possibly spend between now and his death he's still bending over backwards grovelling and apologizing to the public and his sponsors in an attempt to be redeemed in the public eye.

What the fuck for? he's loaded, tell the world to get fucked and spend the rest of your life fucking whatever whores you want too. How many fucking white balls does he have to knock into a whole in a lifetime...jesus fucking christ.

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#465453 - 03/24/10 07:15 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Quote:

Quote:

Tiger's averaged nearly $100 million _per_ _year_ since turning pro, and he's only 33 now.




And with all that money that he's made, more than any of us will see in our lifetimes, more than he could possibly spend between now and his death he's still bending over backwards grovelling and apologizing to the public and his sponsors in an attempt to be redeemed in the public eye.

What the fuck for? he's loaded, tell the world to get fucked and spend the rest of your life fucking whatever whores you want too. How many fucking white balls does he have to knock into a whole in a lifetime...jesus fucking christ.



If he spents $1,000/day for a hooker every day for the next 100 years then it will require him $36,500,000

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#465454 - 03/24/10 07:20 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Tiger's averaged nearly $100 million _per_ _year_ since turning pro, and he's only 33 now.




And with all that money that he's made, more than any of us will see in our lifetimes, more than he could possibly spend between now and his death he's still bending over backwards grovelling and apologizing to the public and his sponsors in an attempt to be redeemed in the public eye.

What the fuck for? he's loaded, tell the world to get fucked and spend the rest of your life fucking whatever whores you want too. How many fucking white balls does he have to knock into a whole in a lifetime...jesus fucking christ.



If he spents $1,000/day for a hooker every day for the next 100 years then it will require him $36,500,000




About 1/3 of what he makes per year.

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#465455 - 03/24/10 09:33 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Tiger's averaged nearly $100 million _per_ _year_ since turning pro, and he's only 33 now.




And with all that money that he's made, more than any of us will see in our lifetimes, more than he could possibly spend between now and his death he's still bending over backwards grovelling and apologizing to the public and his sponsors in an attempt to be redeemed in the public eye.

What the fuck for? he's loaded, tell the world to get fucked and spend the rest of your life fucking whatever whores you want too. How many fucking white balls does he have to knock into a whole in a lifetime...jesus fucking christ.



If he spents $1,000/day for a hooker every day for the next 100 years then it will require him $36,500,000




About 1/3 of what he makes per year.



Yeah, but that will last him for 100 years.

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#465456 - 03/24/10 09:56 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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He could buy an island in the Florida Keys and transport all the whores he wanted to him if he wanted. Fuck what the public thinks, fuck golf and fuck the sponsors...golf is a stupid fucking game anyway.

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#465457 - 03/24/10 02:48 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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^^ Tigger buys the island, we get to send the useless PWs there.
I can name a few:
1. cammerroon keyes
2. Porntubby Mason
3. Sasha Grey
4. That white trash ho in the Jesse James thread
5. Delightful Debbie
6.


Your turn.
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#465458 - 03/24/10 06:49 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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He could buy an island in the Florida Keys and transport all the whores he wanted to him if he wanted.




Here in Alaska, there was a guy who used to hire whores and take them to a remote island. Then, he would hunt them like wild game and kill them. He also owned a bakery with a pornography store above it.

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#465459 - 03/24/10 07:27 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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I wonder what it was about the 70's and early 80's that created so many serial killers? Seems at some point in the 80's it flipped more toward mass murdering. I can't believe that the stories are kept quiet in these times, but you don't hear many Bundy, Gacy, BTK stories anymore. You can't blame this one on legalized abortion, like the dearth of midgets and NBA centers.
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#465460 - 03/24/10 08:36 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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I could use a tropical desert island

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#465461 - 03/24/10 08:39 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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With the sweater God gave you, you should stay out of tropical areas.
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#465462 - 03/24/10 09:01 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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With the sweater God gave you, you should stay out of tropical areas.



The hair on my shoulders is over and inch long in curls.

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#465463 - 03/24/10 09:28 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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The word is "an" not "and" you big Russian doofus !
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#465464 - 03/24/10 09:34 PM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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Do you wear a chain, so you know where to stop shaving?
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#465465 - 03/27/10 03:30 AM Re: Guesstimates on the # of Tiger Woods Mistresse
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