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#465248 - 12/11/09 12:01 PM Light the Menorah!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I just wanted to remind Coke, Jack Speedman, et. al., to light their menorah's tonight! No later than 4:26PM for those of you in Downtown LA and no later than 4:10 PM for those in Jew York City. Currently I'm in the vast, expanding Elephant Graveyard of the Circumcised, so at or around 5:10PM you know what I'll be doing ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#465249 - 12/11/09 02:21 PM Re: Light the Menorah!!
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	What's with this fascination with sundown that the Jews have? _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#465250 - 12/11/09 03:17 PM Re: Light the Menorah!!
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	I bet it has something to do with Nazis and Alzheimer's. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#465251 - 12/11/09 03:41 PM Re: Light the Menorah!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: What's with this fascination with sundown that the Jews have? Sundown ends the day/Starts the new day. So instead of 12AM each day ends/begins with the sundown. It is "confirmed" by the ordering in each day in the book you would call Genesis, i.e., "there was evening, there was morning". It isn't only the Jews. Their current antagonists, the Muslims, segregate days similarly. So, if you're looking,, you'll see info on, say, Ramadan starting at sundown. Such an ordering is likely the by-product of having a lunar calendar, though they don't share the same one. The muslim's often has a shorter year since they hold fast to a strict lunar year of like 354 or so days. The Jews add the occasional "leap month" to keep holidays in season [Passover & Sukkot around its respective equinox, Chanukkah around the solstice, etc.] Christians somewhat follow a lunar calendar for their holiest day, Easter, which is why Easter and the days based on Easter [Mardi Gras, Ash Wednesday, Good Friday, etc.] vary. Because of Jewish leap years, sometimes Easter & Passover don't exactly mesh. But, more often than not they overlap. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#465252 - 12/11/09 06:09 PM Re: Light the Menorah!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I watched my friend light his this evening. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#465253 - 12/11/09 06:16 PM Re: Light the Menorah!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Luke Ford is your fat ass??? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#465254 - 12/12/09 07:01 AM Re: Light the Menorah!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	mazel tov !!!! Attachments 456187-Mazel tov.jpg (7 downloads)
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#465255 - 12/12/09 07:20 AM Re: Light the Menorah!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Cool menorah! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#465256 - 12/12/09 09:05 AM Re: Light the Menorah!!
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Happy Hanukkah yall! _________________________
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#465257 - 12/12/09 05:14 PM Re: Light the Menorah!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Move over Luke Ford & Madonna. Senator Orrin Hatch of Utah pens a Chanukkah carol! <<CLICKY>> Maybe he's Chelsea Handler's uncle ... or something. ["Misfit" is playing on "Rudolph" on CBS right now. Of course, I'm watching it. Just love Burl Ives doing "Silver & Gold".] _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#465258 - 12/12/09 05:23 PM Re: Light the Menorah!!
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Menorah sounds like a disease to me. Like I have dismenorah. It's feeling guilty for not celebrating Christmas. Or I have a menorah on my ass. The doctor gave me Preparation J for it. Or menorahitis. Chafing of the penis head without a foreskin. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#465259 - 12/12/09 05:34 PM Re: Light the Menorah!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Oy vey iz mir!!! Orrin shows off the mezuzah pendant he's wearing at about 0:52 of the video. Is that something common for Mormons? Or is Sen. Hatch unique in this practice? [edited to correct time] Edited by Didymus Judas Thomas (12/12/09 05:54 PM) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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