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^ You're as full of shit as a Christmas turkey !

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Why is a Christmas turkey full of shit?

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My dad used to say that a lot.

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Us Southerners are somewhat "colorful" in our talk !

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Old man was from the Texas panhandle, Ross Perot country. Some others - there's no use lookin' up a dead dog's ass. There's more ways to kill a horse than by choking it to death on butter. Rode a horse all my life and no one called me a cowboy, but suck one little dick this long, and everybody calls you a cocksucker.