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#465140 - 12/11/09 12:16 AM The Donkey In The Well
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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.



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#465141 - 12/11/09 02:11 AM The Fox In The Wheel
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One day a farmer found a fox in a wheel. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do...


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#465142 - 12/11/09 03:09 AM Re: The Fox In The Wheel
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Is that a 4 or 5 lug bolt pattern?
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#465143 - 12/11/09 04:35 PM Cat in the box
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#465144 - 12/11/09 04:58 PM Re: Cat in the box
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One day a hamster found itself inside a little toy computer.

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#465145 - 12/11/09 05:20 PM Re: Cat in the box
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Adorable!

Have you seen the Zhu Zhu toy hamsters?
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#465146 - 12/11/09 05:25 PM Re: Cat in the box
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There are toy hamsters?

I know about the varieties of dwarf hamster. And there is a species from China who are pretty small and have longer tails than the others.
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#465147 - 12/11/09 05:30 PM Re: Cat in the box
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#465148 - 12/11/09 05:46 PM Re: Cat in the box
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That is terrible. The same kind of thing will happen with hams as the "101 Dalmatians" came out. Tons of unwanted fad/gift pets.

Well, I can only hope that lots of kids get really really bad rodent bites this year.

That toy would scare the fuck out of a live hamster...

Sorry for the derail.
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#465149 - 12/12/09 08:41 AM Re: Cat in the box
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That Absolutely makes me sick to my stomach....That thing is absolutely filthy...
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#465150 - 12/12/09 10:22 AM Re: Cat in the box
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There are toy hamsters?

I know about the varieties of dwarf hamster. And there is a species from China who are pretty small and have longer tails than the others.




Yes there are toy hamsters,but Christianxxx likes the large size
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#465151 - 12/12/09 10:23 AM Re: Cat in the box
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I'm surprised nobody posted Zippo Cat yet.
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