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#46494 - 08/14/04 05:05 PM Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Okay, this needs to be answered once and for all. Who do the readers and posters think the worst MOD on xxxporntalk is. (monkey will have a -8 handicap because that how many votes smartt will place on him, fugly brazilian)


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#46495 - 08/14/04 06:09 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Kami Andrews Offline
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Posts: 2742
HAHA I got two already! and I have never moderated anything, much like owens mouth.

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#46496 - 08/14/04 06:41 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I voted for zenman. Jrv was a close one but i used my vote on the person hated for the longer period of time.
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#46497 - 08/14/04 07:46 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
JRV Offline
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I voted for myself.
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#46498 - 08/14/04 09:29 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I voted for myself.




You used your vote well.
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#46499 - 08/14/04 10:47 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
zenman Offline
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I wanna know who voted for Owen
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#46500 - 08/15/04 12:56 AM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smartt Offline
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Again,Funky Ape´s gonna win his own poll, as always.

He´s not even a real moderator. He just spams his own board.

Total loser.

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#46501 - 08/15/04 01:17 AM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
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Again,Funky Ape´s gonna win his own poll, as always.

He´s not even a real moderator. He just spams his own board.


Total loser.



Wow, smartt just called me a winner and a loser all within the same post. Either way at least i don't look like this.




I have seriously seen more attractive things in my bowl the morning after a big night of bad indian and warm alcohol.
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#46502 - 08/15/04 03:26 AM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
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Registered: 12/08/03
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I did'nt realize smarrt could sing, check it out
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#46503 - 08/15/04 10:43 AM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
JRV Offline
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Quote:

I wanna know who voted for Owen



Who voted for smutmutant? Who voted for Kami?

I should have won this one going away. Instead I am tied with Owen and smutmutant, and behind Kami, in spite of voting for myself?
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#46504 - 08/15/04 11:01 AM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Kami Andrews Offline
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Posts: 2742
I'm just proud to be nominated

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#46505 - 08/15/04 04:11 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
DiamondDave Offline
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Registered: 05/01/04
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Loc: Texas
Like it matters anyway?

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#46506 - 08/15/04 06:14 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Like it matters anyway?






At the end of the day what really does matter?. Not much, its just about filling time, right?.
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#46507 - 08/15/04 06:23 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
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Poll update

Kami 6 votes
monkey 4 votes
bunch on 2 votes

Very suprising leader, i am guessing the fact she posts at another board which will remain nameless is what has ticked off a few voters and im a little disappointed that the guy i voted for and who deserves the title (zenman) doesn't have more votes.
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#46508 - 08/15/04 06:25 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I like all the mods here, at least the ones that post regularly, and those that don't I don't know anything about so I will not vote in this one.
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#46509 - 08/15/04 06:27 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
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I like all the mods here, at least the ones that post regularly, and those that don't I don't know anything about so I will not vote in this one.







All mods are assholes, strange bunch when we have our meetings every 6 months at JM HQ, its always very awkward
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#46510 - 08/15/04 06:40 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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you are such a fibber
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#46511 - 08/15/04 07:36 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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you are such a fibber



And a poll-rigger. There is no way Kami gets six votes unless the Monkey rigs it. Unless some people got confused and wanted to vote for her as good thing.
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#46512 - 08/15/04 08:15 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smartt Offline
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Poll update
Kami 6 votes
monkey 4 votes





4 votes your red ass. You have THIRTEEN votes as of now.


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#46513 - 08/15/04 08:29 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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And a poll-rigger. There is no way Kami gets six votes unless the Monkey rigs it. Unless some people got confused and wanted to vote for her as good thing.




Fucking jrv, we went through this shit before. For starters i think no one should vote more then once regardless, 2) i have cable allows me one vote max anyways and 3) if you are really that concerned about it ask tony to do a check of who voted on the poll and he will tell you that i voted once and it was for zenman. I have no problem with kami why would i give her votes for?, if i was to rig a poll i would have zenman on 6 votes not kami.

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4 votes your red ass. You have THIRTEEN votes as of now.




Because i gave myself a -8 handicap because dumb, fat ugly brazilians still haven't worked out the concept behind voting and 9 of them are from you. Thats why you have ronaldo running your country because you don't know how to vote which falls into place with the other things brazilians don't know how to do such as safe sex, and proper bathing.
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#46514 - 08/15/04 08:36 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smartt Offline
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Because i gave myself a -8 handicap because dumb, fat ugly brazilians still haven't worked out the concept behind voting and 9 of them are from you.




My IP is fixed. I cannot vote more than once, you ignoramus.

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#46515 - 08/15/04 09:54 PM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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My IP is fixed. I cannot vote more than once, you ignoramus.




Smartt why lie for?. It makes fools of us both.
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#46516 - 08/16/04 02:03 AM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smartt Offline
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Shut up, worst mod.


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#46517 - 08/16/04 05:59 AM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
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Shut up, worst mod.




Oh shit! You got him.

Monkey, I know after a zinger like this you just want to crawl into a hole and never come back. But I promise, your time will come. It's not always this bad.

I think the thing that really sealed it was using a comma instead of a period.

Shut up. Worse mod just wouldn't have done it as well as Shut up, worse mod does.

It's the small pause that adds to the suspense that finally kills you. You're already writhing in pain from the strong admonition to keep your mouth shut, and then before you can even get your wits back, it comes. Worse mod.

I particularly think the added effect of making up new grammar rules helps too. It lends more panache to the surprise.

Believe me, I'm taking notes.

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#46518 - 08/16/04 06:07 AM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Oh shit! You got him.

Monkey, I know after a zinger like this you just want to crawl into a hole and never come back. But I promise, your time will come. It's not always this bad.

I think the thing that really sealed it was using a comma instead of a period.

Shut up. Worse mod just wouldn't have done it as well as Shut up, worse mod does.

It's the small pause that adds to the suspense that finally kills you. You're already writhing in pain from the strong admonition to keep your mouth shut, and then before you can even get your wits back, it comes. Worse mod.

I particularly think the added effect of making up new grammar rules helps too. It lends more panache to the surprise.

Believe me, I'm taking notes.





I felt it hard as well, like a low blow from tyson in the back end of the 12 th round, its a shot that even though it isn't a scoring shot you feel hard none the less. When i am up against a mind, a genius, a myth and a legend such as smartt i know i have to bring my A game. Otherwise the brilliant mind from brazil will make me look foolish, like fayner in a chi town gangbang house party with sammura on the menu (i have set myself up for another two weeks worth of nightmares with that comment).
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#46519 - 08/16/04 08:55 AM Re: Worst Mod on xxxporntalk POLL
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Quote:

Shut up, worst mod.




Oh shit! You got him.

Monkey, I know after a zinger like this you just want to crawl into a hole and never come back. But I promise, your time will come. It's not always this bad.

I think the thing that really sealed it was using a comma instead of a period.

Shut up. Worse mod just wouldn't have done it as well as Shut up, worse mod does.

It's the small pause that adds to the suspense that finally kills you. You're already writhing in pain from the strong admonition to keep your mouth shut, and then before you can even get your wits back, it comes. Worse mod.

I particularly think the added effect of making up new grammar rules helps too. It lends more panache to the surprise.

Believe me, I'm taking notes.







What's really funny it took him 4 hours to come up with it.

In all seriousness though I bet his zinger is just lost in translation. I bet it be clever if we were able to speak portuguese.

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