Also, they used to teach Driver's Ed. in high schools. And it was hard. You had to parallel park. In a fucking '72 Chevy Impala. You had to know how to merge onto the fucking highway. You had to know to accelerate in the God Damn acceleration lane. And use turn signals. And what to do at a 4 way stop sign. And, people used to know how to drive.

It's like driving in a third world country out there now. What the fuck happened?